What would/does the sign on your lair say?

[Inglonias]

If you could commission a sign with any image and caption you wanted to put on your lair/apartment/room/house, what would it say?

I actually have this picture taped to the door to my room at home: http://asset.soup.io/asset/0407/3881_da98.png

 

[thenumberthirteen]

My bedroom door...

 

[Maluku]

Mine simply says:

"Abstoppen mit Hilfe der Nischenpoller verboten"

Cookies for anyone who can understand that.

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

'My other room is a Batcave'

 

[The Night Shade]

"ultra secret lair"

Map:you are here we are not

 

[Kwaren]

I have a sign in my basement that reads "I live in my own little world. It's ok, they know me here."

 

[2xDouble]

Hm... lets see...

"Trespassers will be viciously snubbed."

"Violators will be killed to the fullest extent of the law."

"Beware of cat."

"Beware of dragon. Trespassers will be eaten on sight."

"NOT the Secret Lair" (with a big arrow pointing to another door)

Something like that...

 

[SomeLameStuff]

"Sleeping person inside. Go away."

 

[Reaver3]

My front door to my apartment honestly says "no visitors, just walk away"

 

[Catchy Slogan]

Spoiler

 

[7moreDead_v1legacy]

My house if full of looted stuff behind my spinny desk chair I've got

That was taken before it was put behind the chair

My bathroom door has a soviet flag on and Biohazard tape on it (tape looted from a hospital ^^)

Note sign is pointing up the stairs =D

 

[Addicted Muffin]

i put this on all my signs on my minecraft server

"Muffin's [whatever building it it]"
Tits or GTFO"

and yet, i still get visitors....

 

[zfactor]

Spoiler

I want a sign like that. Or "Forget the dog, beware of owner."

 

[New Troll]

Use to have the Slow Children at Play sign as a kid. Now it would be something more like Do Not Disturb The Bear While He's Sleeping.

 

[Mr Pantomime]

All the doors at my placew were sanded a repainted a while ago, so i dont put things on it

I did get a doorknob hanger from the bank that said

"Do not Disturb"
"I am"

with a space beside "I am". It also had a marker

so I wrote "a door"

Then my brother wiped it off and broke the pen while I was out. Hes hopeless

 

[Jazzyjazz2323]

"THE WAR ROOM"I know not that original but I like it.

 

[Housebroken Lunatic]

"Abandon all hope, all ye who enter" would be kind of charming.

 

[gamemeister27]

Enter at own risk.....it really stinks in here.