I know this is a really odd but portal 2 is coming out in a couple of days so it is kind of topical.... Yeah lets go with that so I wondered some really odd questions, so what do you think would happen.
I laughed WAY too hard at this, someone needs to draw a short comic about this. I don't care if the art is crap as long as you convey the idea correctly.ReservoirAngel said:You could put food in your mouth and it would come out of the other portal, wherever that may be (the truly immature among us would shoot it at our crotches, put our trousers over it, then 'eat' a large baguette...what? only me? erm....)
Also consider how much easier it would be to fellate oneself with this technology...VanQQisH said:I laughed WAY too hard at this, someone needs to draw a short comic about this. I don't care if the art is crap as long as you convey the idea correctly.ReservoirAngel said:You could put food in your mouth and it would come out of the other portal, wherever that may be (the truly immature among us would shoot it at our crotches, put our trousers over it, then 'eat' a large baguette...what? only me? erm....)
OT: I suppose it would mean you could eat without ever opening your mouth. You know, place a portal on a plate or bench or whatever and place the food in there, it should then pop out the portal in the back of your throat. Thus, eating without ever opening your mouth. I don't even want to think of the respiratory ramifications this practice may cause though.
There's a meme about that, but I can't find it. Someone?ReservoirAngel said:Also consider how much easier it would be to fellate oneself with this technology...VanQQisH said:I laughed WAY too hard at this, someone needs to draw a short comic about this. I don't care if the art is crap as long as you convey the idea correctly.ReservoirAngel said:You could put food in your mouth and it would come out of the other portal, wherever that may be (the truly immature among us would shoot it at our crotches, put our trousers over it, then 'eat' a large baguette...what? only me? erm....)
OT: I suppose it would mean you could eat without ever opening your mouth. You know, place a portal on a plate or bench or whatever and place the food in there, it should then pop out the portal in the back of your throat. Thus, eating without ever opening your mouth. I don't even want to think of the respiratory ramifications this practice may cause though.
I'll be quiet now.