What would Kratos do?

[CrashBang]

My inspiration for making this thread came from the way I managed to get up this morning...
I was in bed, it was freezing cold and I had a 9am lecture. I did not want to get up and thought nothing would move me, until my girlfriend turns to me and says "What would the guy from God Of War do?" I then leapt out of bed shouting "I am Kratos! Aaaargh!"


So, basically, my question to my fellow Escapists is... have you ever had a moment in your life where you didn't know what to do or you needed to find some courage and have thought to yourself "What would ..... do"?
Who did you think of and why? And did it work as well as mine did?
I mean c'mon, he's motherfuckin' Kratos!!

 

[khaimera]

I like to ask What would Brian Boitano do? Then I feel like I can change the world.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

What would Gordon Freeman do...

He'd puzzle out a solution to a problem and if all fails hit it with a crowbar.
IE I try to solve my problems with logic and reasoning, then if that doesn't work, try the brute force way

 

[Jaranja]

What would Brian Boitano do? (EDIT: I knew I'd be ninja'd.)

Jokes aside, I've never had a moment like that.

 

[SultanP]

Nope, not ever. I usually know what I ought to do, and whether I'm going to do it or not is something I decide. What some fictional person would do if he happened to be real and find himself in my position never crosses my mind.

Also, I haven't played the God of War games, but from what I've heard I think Kratos would have gotten it on with the woman lying besides him, or gone out and murdered some people, not gone to a lecture.

 

[AfroTree]

everyday..i think to myself..what would a disk thrower do?...the answer..blow shit up...failing that, bugger all

 

[avenged undead]

What would Batman do? What would Link do? What would War do? What would Pants do?

 

[Halceon]

What would Halceon do.

 

[Paksenarrion]

Q: What would EA do?

A: Make everything a publicity stunt for Dante's Inferno.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

First I ask myself, What would I do?

And then I kick ass.

 

[avelmen1889]

i say what would sly cooper do.
1)steal shit
2)be awesome
3)???????
4)profit

 

[Russian_Assassin]

What would Kratos do?

Spoiler: Kratos (SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER!)

Spoiler: I am serious, it will ruin God of War 3 for you!

Would die at the end of GoW III.

What Would Shepard do?

Whatever you want. You control him!

 

[CincoDeMayo]

What would ceiling cat do?

My personal favorite is "What would MacGyver do" though, it's old but he's a walking solution for chrissake.

 

[p3t3r]

What would Duke Nukem Do?
What would Crab Nicholson do? Have an extreme sleep over!

 

[Julianking93]

I've never had a moment like that, but I do need courage right now.

Maybe I can think "what would kratos do?"

Oh wait, his solution to everything is to kill it.

 

[Kwatsu]

When you ask "What would Kratos do?", no matter the complex issue facing you, the answer is always the same:

KILL EVERYTHING

RAARRRGHH

 

[fix-the-spade]

What would Joltin' Joe DiMaggio do?

To be honest I never think of what games characters would do, because they'll all either kill it, hump it, eat it or jump on it's head. None of these tactics work well in socially difficult situations.

 

[Gigaguy64]

He would Destroy Everything
/Thread/

OT: I would Probably ask what would Samus do, then id Take out the Plasma Beam and destroy everything.

 

[asgardmothership]

What would Jack Bauer do?

say "WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?!?!?!"
" Damnit!"
"Where's the bomb?"

Then a choice of:
Strangling
Shooting in the leg

driving for a while and then:
Strangling
Shooting in the leg
"Damnit!"

24, Season 8, the best, and most suspiciously repetitive action-drama on television.