What Would Mary Sue Do?

[P0RTAL]

If you have ever, rped, read a book or watched a movie, chances are that you've met a Mary Sue. Usually Mary Sues are just plain annoying as they are impossibly perfect. However, this game focuses on the hilarious side of Mary Sues because in my experience Mary Sues are incredibly skilled at coming up with ridiculous ways out of impossible situations. In this game the above person will give you a problem that you must escape from in a truly Mary Sue fashion and then give another problem to the below person

Problem:You are trapped in a jail cell

 

[mcpop9]

break down the bed, make a long pole out of it ad steal the keys off the wall. then sneak around and kill all the guards. Home Free

strapped to a table and a laser is about to make you allot skinnier if you know what i mean.

 

[RaNDM G]

Welcome it. I could stand to lose a few pounds.

You are in a concrete room with no doors or windows and very little ventilation. The phone rings every three minutes, but a bomb is wired to blow if you answer it or attempt to call someone. How can you signal the outside world for help?

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Suddenly remember that part of the training my dead parents put me through involved defusing such bombs, defuse the bomb and call for help. Then bust open a wall on my own anyway, just to prove that I don't actually need any help.

In a small room, and the walls are closing in.

 

[mcpop9]

The room is actually made of panels, one of them is broken and you slip through the hole and are outside.
You are made of chocolate and are being chased by a starving mob of homeless people.

 

[P0RTAL]

I transform myself to a chocolate dragon and fly away

A monster has kidnapped you and trapped you in a cave. The entrance is blocked by the monster

 

[Connor Lonske]

"[Lady Killer/Per 6]Hey cool monster lady, wanna party?" I then have sex with the monster, kill it in it's sleep, and escape.

You are stuck in a blank white landscape, you have no idea how you got there, and you want to get out. Wat do?

 

[NeoAC]

Because I am so awesome, I just create my own world, where everyone worships me and I get a free party pizza everyday.

You are stuck in a boring job for the next 4 hours!

 

[RaNDM G]

Fortunately it pays $400 an hour. I do the job, get paid, and get a $500 bonus for being the best damn part-time employee the company has ever had.

You have been strapped to a chair with your eyes forcibly held open. In front of you is a black and white TV. Your captor is forcing you to watch the entire Star Wars prequel trilogy, the Clone Wars film, and every episode of the Clone Wars television series. What do you do?

 

[mcpop9]

Thank god you went to Kamikaze school, under the straight jacket you had an explosive strapped to you chest. You set it off and do the world a favor. you shall forever known as the man who saved the world from the antichrist.

you died, its black and you can't do anything but think.

 

[PrinceOfShapeir]

Fortunately, due to the fact that I am the most magnificent, beautiful being to ever grace the Earth, the whole world will stop at nothing to return me to life, and they will succeed inevitably. Even if they fail, a divine being will step in, knowing that cutting my life too short is a grace injustice not only to me, but to the entire world.

A Dark God is coming to destroy the world.

 

[RaNDM G]

Godzilla is my *****. I sit back and watch as the two fight to the death.

Someone slams the book in your face.

 

[NeoAC]

That book is a book of rules that I don't play by. Therefore it does not exist and I laugh at that someone for waving nothing in my face while I chop down a tree with my bare hands.

Death is coming after you because your friend had a vision that saved you from dying in a freak yachting accident.

 

[mcpop9]

Kill the friend in return for my own life.

you're sinking into the center of the earth though the ground.

 

[My name is Fiction]

I plunge into the center of the earth and switch the earths magnetic poles, using the metal plate in my head from Vietnam I shoot towards the surface and break several thousand world records.

Your a doctor.
Your patient is dying from a flesh eating disease.
Its not lupus.

 

[mcpop9]

Make a clone and brain transplant.

Mr. Slave has stuck you up his ass like mclemiwinks.

 

[Riccan]

Use sheer willpower to turn him into a giant marshmellow and then devour him.

You are falling into a pit of rapid, robo, rhinoceri.

 

[mcpop9]

I turn off the simulation.

Garflex of the evil sernox race has brought an entire fleet of evil pancake mix that was poisened into orbit around earth.

 

[Captainguy42]

I eat all the pancake mix, thanks to my immunity to poison and inability to get fat, I suffer no ill effects.

Mary Sue's significant other is beginning to have doubts about their relationship.

 

[mcpop9]

Calm those doubts with a bullet to the head!

Mary sue has a problem where it is allergic to everything.