What would Yahtzee say?

[Roofstone]

I tried search bar and didnt find anything, so dont hate me for repost please.

This is a little game from another forum(that one not including Yahtzee obviously), you try to guess what the Yahtzee would say about the game above you, then say the name of a game(or game series) yourself. Example:

Post 1: Metal Gear Solid 2.

Post 2: Pretty much the same he said about number 4 dimwit.

Bad example obviously but was the only one I could think of. So, lets try this.

My game(series): Sly Cooper.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Branston Mother-fucking Pickle.

On The Rain Slicked Precipice of Darkness

 

[Roofstone]

Flawd but original.

The Path.

 

[Anarchemitis]

Why should I have an opinion on something I obviously would have had an opinion on had I cared?

Red Alert 2.

 

[S.R.S.]

Red Alert 2 as indeed we have, why is there a sequel? At the time I didn't think that atrociously acted out cut scenes is something we'd want more of.

Tetris

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Now, if it wasn't for all the brightly colored moving blocks slowly attempting to kill each other in a cluster-fuck of panicked twitch gameplay, I think I might've quite enjoyed this...BUT I DIDN'T!

Dungeons and Dragons Online

 

[Blydden]

So boring it will make even those loyal D&D fags bleed out from their dragonmarks and then turn themselves inside out.

Warcraft III

 

[Roofstone]

As good as a RTS will ever get probally. Flawed, but good.

Crash Bandicoot series.

 

[Robert632]

Started decent, but spirled down and down in quality so fast that it hit rock bottom at top speed, and contiued downward unhindered.

Ultima 1

 

[roleplayguy]

...and promptly whistled for a baboon.

Bully.

 

[SoloStoffe]

It feels like high school all over again. Except no there's no arson.

ET.

 

[Roofstone]

Z.P..Phone..Garbage Service.

Jak & Daxter.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Nothing about running around with your ass-weasel buddy seems to appeal to me.

Pong.

 

[roleplayguy]

Perfection! They should make more games like this!

Max Payne

 

[S.R.S.]

One of the few games that accurately describes the playing experience in the title, Max. Pain.

Ico.

 

[S.R.S.]

Regular viewers should already know of my love of everything Tim Schafer - Pic of Brutal Legend with a big NO all over it -

Fallout New Vegas (Let's look towrds the future!)

 

[Captainguy42]

Well, great, new location, new story, new bug eyed ramrod stiff NPC's, and same old broken VATS mechanic.

Fifa 2010

 

[Anarchemitis]

I'm not sure I can really make any snipe comment regarding that, seeing as Yahtzee has yet to make any sort of opinion regarding sports games, and my cousin personally worked on that particular title.

 

[Robert632]

Just another iteration to the sports game cash blob, to be replaced within a year or so.

Infinate Undiscovery.