what would you do for a klondike bar?

[BoredDragon]

I'm posting this because I'm hungry and curious to the various answers to this question

Ok I'm going to get the obvious joke out of the way first:
"I would go to the store and buy one"

You may now proceed with the randomness of your answers

 

[ShockValue]

Sell my body?
Punch a bear.
[sup]>.>[/sup]

 

[Tautology]

I would eat a Klondike Bar.

 

[Link XL1]

what would i do for a klondike bar? single handedly take on an army of zombie ninja and robot samurai with a rusty old spoon as my weapon of choice

 

[MrShowerHead]

I would sell my brother on Ebay

 

[Owyn_Merrilin]

I would sell my brother on Ebay

"I just said, kill my brother."

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I would beat everything that I have ever loved to death with a rainbow trout.

 

[mjc0961]

I would go to the store and buy some. That's it. Sorry if that bores you, but it's just ice cream. I'm not willing to do wacky shit for one.

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

I'd need to know what it is first.

 

[Catalyst6]

I would carry out an assassination for a Klondike Bar!

Hear that, Government? Just one ice cream bar, and you don't have to worry about Gaddafi anymore...

 

[Dr. Pepper Unlimited]

I'd need to know what it is first.

A delicious ice cream sandwich-like treat.

 

[Singularly Datarific]

I'd steal a thousand klondike bars for a klondike bar.
Heck yes.

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

I'd need to know what it is first.

A delicious ice cream sandwich-like treat.

Fuck that, I'm not doing anything crazy for some gorram ice cream.

 

[Daniel_Rosamilia]

Are you kidding me?
I'd kill you for a Klondike Bar.

 

[bulbasaur765]

I would attempt to beat Sonic the Hedgehog 2 as fast as possible.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

The OP already took mine, except whose joking? That slogan is pretty fucking stupid.

 

[Corkydog]

I would let you push me down a staircase. For real, I have bendy bones and a love for the Klondike Bar. It is different from normal ice cream sandwiches in that the shell does not typically come off after the first bite, instead being thin enough to bite through, preserving the chocolate/ice cream combo throughout.

 

[Tanis]

I'd buy THAT for a dollar!

 

[Devi Darkside]

I'd walk to a 7-11 in my underwear...

Did that once, I was really high.

 

[Jack and Calumon]

I'd found out what a Klondike bar is.

Calumon: Sounds yummy, I'll steal Jack's wallet!