What would you do if Chuck Norris died?

[RanD00M]

I would laugh, for then people will realise the true supremacy of Bruce Campbell.


Hail to the king!

Nahh,Bruce Lee is way better.

OT:I wouldn't care one bit. Sure some of the joke were good. But all in all, I think that finding a new punchline would be a good thing.

 

[Numb1lp]

I wouldn't do anything. I do not like Norris that much anyway. He is a terrible actor, so why should I like him?

 

[Grigori361]

Me? I'd not care

 

[Angus565]

The Internet will never be the same.

 

[Theron Julius]

Chuck Norris can't die. The only thing that can kill Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. And there can only be one Chuck Norris.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Mr.T jokes then

Like...umm...

Mr.T can round house....

No it wouldn't be the same T^T

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

Wha...Huh...Who died...? Chuck *Yawn* Chuck Norris? I should replace your shins with cricket bat for waking me up for something like this. Not cool man.

 

[Darenus]

Speaking in the name for about 50% of the entire internet here:

I would prolly find someone else that can be turned into a universal punch-line for any joke.

Need proof?

there is a web-page called ChuckNorrisFacts.com or something like that.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

I'd be happy. He's a terrible actor, and Chuck Norris jokes suck.

 

[inpachi]

I WOULD LAUGH AND LAUGH!! Chuck norris jokes are almost as bad as Desu jokes.. DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU!!! See now isnt that annoying? At least Billy Mays was kinda sorta likable..

 

[JokerCrowe]

Don't be daft.. Chuck Norris can't die! he would probably just kick death's ass (like Dante...) But if his body was SOMEHOW destroyed, he would live in the Internet and feed on the mystery and awesomeness that is Chuck Norris.
That is all.
*flies away*

 

[ffs-dontcare]

I'd continue going on with my life as normal.

Not because Chuck Norris isn't dead, but because I couldn't care less. Chuck Norris is an overrated, over-used meme.

 

[Souplex]

I would laugh at all the people who idolized him and spread the word of Mr. T.

 

[ProfessorLayton]

If Chuck Norris died? IF? You act like there's a possibility that it won't happen. Chuck Norris's death is inevitable, so why would anyone be surprised?

 

[Cucumber]

2012 anyone? Who knows? Maybe the Mayans were right?

 

[Greenshoes]

Id keep in living, giving it little notice

 

[Sky Captanio]

Chuck can't die. This thread is irrelevant!

 

[Doug]

I would probably not actually care that much, but dread the coming flood of new memes related to him that will be spawned by his passing.

Just like fucking Billy Mays.

Agreed. I really don't get this whole Chuck Norris thing myself.

 

[Snotnarok]

I'd wait for the internet to be filled with dead Chuck Norris jokes just like every other actor on the planet.

Seriously, it always happens.