What would you do if Chuck Norris died?

[DigitalSushi]

Let me set up this theory: what if the mayans were able to foresee his death and it's what is the truth behind 2012?
There is a mayan god called Chaac [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chaac] (you notice the similarity Chaak - Chuck?), who strikes the clouds and thereby produces rain. Also:

Versions of this myth show the rain deity Chac in his war-like fury, pursuing the fleeing Sun and Moon, and attacking them with his lightnings.

Does this sound like Chuck Norris or not?
I think it's pretty obvious what will happen in 2012...

instead of a minutes silence would we have Chuck Norris day to commemorate him?
You'd spend the entire day round house kicking ninja's to death.

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Asking for more would make it elitist, and not worthy of Chuck Norris' knowledge.

 

[ScarlettRage]

he can't die.. simple as that

 

[heyheysg]

Trick question.

Death would get a round house kick in the face

 

[e2density]

I would continue not giving a shit because he's just another goddamn person.

 

[Melancholy_Ocelot]

I'd finally let my guard down.

 

[The Undoer]

Nothing, as when Chuck Norris finally dies in his final bottle with doctor octagonapus the world ends as both good and evil are required

nah, I'd really just read all the new Chuck Norris jokes, Surely with him back in the public eye we get more jokes. B'sides, it's all about Saxton Hale now.

 

[The Undoer]

Ah damn, double post, sorry everyone, internet is really bad and told me it didn't post.

 

[ReaperzXIII]

I would panic, if Chuck Norris can die that means every single one of us can die and 10x sooner

 

[bladeofdarkness]

collect money off my stupid friends who bet me that he's too badass to die
ever

 

[ssgt splatter]

I'd say, "who?" and get on with my life.

 

[Evilproduct]

I would have a party. Chuck Norris sucks.

 

[zehydra]

Um, he doesn't DIE.

 

[Redingold]

He wouldn't die, he'd just get bored of this universe and go and find a better one.

 

[royohz]

I would have a party. Chuck Norris sucks.

You ARE an Evilproduct... oO

OT: I'd die a little inside and remember the good times I had with all the awesome jokes.

 

[Evilproduct]

I would have a party. Chuck Norris sucks.

You ARE an Evilproduct... oO

Whatever. i'm just tired of this stupid Chuck Norris fandom. He's an idiot. A grade-A redneck moron who makes horrible horrible movies on par with Steven Segal. And if you reply to this post with "you better hope Chuck doesn't red this", than you are already lost. Try going outside and not trolling on the Escapists forums.

 

[ragn4rok]

probably go on living like it was any other day, who cares? all i know is that i wasnt alive when bruce lee died, and HE was the man. i still hold a memorial to him and get super high that day...well...kinda like any other day, but i watch more bruce lee movies

 

[DanielBoe]

Bullet to my head, and fight him for eternity in Heaven!

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

I would commence not giving a shit.

 

[Christemo]

i would cry so much, hell would freeze over (cookie for the reference of a recent game).

 

[antidonkey]

I'd sit back and watch the internet lose its shit. With as insane as the whole Chuck Norris thing became you all know this would happen. I guess I'd also complain about all the stupidity making its way into my bandwidth. You'd think I'd be used to that part by now.