What would you do if Chuck Norris died?

[Brad Shepard]

Um... I dont care?"

What do you want from me people?!

 

[Pyotr Romanov]

Wait... He's an actual person? I thought he was just an internet phenomenon.
In that case, I don't care as much.

 

[HentMas]

Chuck norris would kill death with its own scite therefore he will live forever

 

[Marcu5]

Chuck Norris does not die. What would appear to be his death is simply him having become to awesome to be held by a human body. So he probably will move on to a parallel Universe that is superior to ours, more... like Chuck Norris

 

[letsnoobtehpwns]

I would move on with my life.

 

[soren7550]

I would laugh, for then people will realise the true supremacy of Bruce Campbell.


Hail to the king!

Please, Norris still kills among us, but we all know that Soap MacTavish reigns all supreme!

And if Norris was to die, people will just say "Chuck Norris doesn't die. He simply waits."

 

[TheBigNoob]

I would cease to be. His death is the equivalent of dividing by zero. A black hole would form.

 

[vallorn]

it would not happen.
he heals faster and more thoroughly than wolverine so cant ever die, and if he did die he is instantly reincarnated, while becoming even more powerful.

 

[royohz]

I would have a party. Chuck Norris sucks.

You ARE an Evilproduct... oO

Whatever. i'm just tired of this stupid Chuck Norris fandom. He's an idiot. A grade-A redneck moron who makes horrible horrible movies on par with Steven Segal. And if you reply to this post with "you better hope Chuck doesn't red this", than you are already lost. Try going outside and not trolling on the Escapists forums.

Hurr durr, this is a thread about Chuck Norris, the creator of it and everyone who skims through it is BOUND to read a couple of memes. As for his movies, I don't care for them... At all. I just think it's a funny thing going on about people achieving highly implausable feats of strenght.

 

[oppp7]

Spam tons of Chuck Norris jokes everywhere. Mostly the forum games and Meme user group.

 

[Trucken]

Chuck Norris is irrelevant this guy is my new hero

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dE-Hp5bGWY&feature=related

All hail the beardman all hail EBM

Yeeeeeessssss, I love videos like these. Assholes getting what they deserve, does it get any better?

Hail Beardman!

 

[szaleniec1000]

Once i realised he was a creationist i stopped caring...

Of course he is. He did it himself.[/meme]

Seriously he's overrated and a bit of a douche, but Chuck Norris jokes can be funny in moderation.

 

[Dramatic Flare]

Has anyone else noticed that in the past decade or so, Chuck Norris has gone from making Texas Ranger and looking like he kills Bears for his pre-breakfast wake up routine, to kinda just looking almost scrawny now? Seriously, I wound up seeing him in a total gym advertisement last night and he wasn't that impressive.

 

[Cekil1]

I'd have to finally pay up on my side of the bargain and give my eternal soul to you-know-who. He gets rid of the Web's goofy Superman stand-in and I become his willingly (read grudgingly) obedient servant/bellhop.

Seriously though, I'd have a moment of silence for the Ranger and go back to Demon's Souls. The False King ain't gonna kill himself ya know.

 

[edinflames]

I'd use Norris' corpse as a special effects prop in a short home-movie wherein the protagonist (me) gets to kick the face off Chuck Norris using my steel-capped Doc Martins.

The movie would be called 'Ed kills Chuck'. The fans may hate me, but admit it, you would all watch it on YouTube.

 

[Orcus The Ultimate]

I would laugh, for then people will realise the true supremacy of Bruce Campbell.


Hail to the king!

"Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun." i love that one!

 

[postzit]

chuck Norris doesn't die he goes to heaven to fight god and win

 

[Skooterz]

Say, "Well, the end is near I see."

 

[Joa_Belgium]

Hmm, I don't really know, but I'm guessing that once he dies, I'll probably move on with my life??

These Chuck Norris puns are getting really old.

 

[chieften]

It would mean that Mr. Rogers is the Anti-Christ