What would you do if you knew you could not fail?

[Andy of Comix Inc]

Get cape. Wear cape. Fly.

Damn you you ninja bastard!

*laughs maniacally*

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Take over the world of course. My first act as supreme ruler of Earth would be to kill all the reality show stars.

Earth? You think too small!

Take over all dimensions and everything in between. Rule all that is reality and that isn't reality. Yes, I will rule your fantasy and your dreams too! I will rule your movies and your videogames. I will also set up an easy way to travel between those worlds for everyone to use.
Space, time, this and other dimension, reality and fantasy, the void upon which all are built, all will be under my control!
Everything will be mine to control, alter, destroy or create, whenever I want, however I want.

 

[Vryyk]

Thousands of puppies and a gladiatorial arena.

 

[JoshGod]

are we limmited to one thing? if so discover how to create all super powers in pill form.

 

[Droa]

Many of the above, though after doing stuff that helps myself I would like to go about helping people, would be interesting to amass a huge fortune, help the economy of the world and go to help create a peaceful world where people could co-exist, then go around the world helping people.

Also for the fly-guys, that's already been found out, you aim for the ground and miss, easy .

 

[GeorgW]

I'd try to fly, build a time machine, build a space ship and such.
Or if I'm more boring (or realistic, as you would call it), you know, buy lottery tickets and stocks, take a bunch of exams and ask a lot of people out.

 

[cloudandzack]

Take on chuck norris

 

[Harklen]

Divide By Zero of course....and blink us all out of existence

 

[Mechsoap]

Run for emperor of the universe, and make a regulation for cookies making it maximum cost 1 cent per kilo.

 

[Lord Devius]

Become God. Then you'd never fail at anything again.

Touring the universe on my Godcycle.

God damn, I got ninja'd.

...Heh.

This, pretty much.

 

[C95J]

Waltz straight up to her and ask her out instead of waiting for her to come to me.

Or take my exams tomorrow ^.^

(am I taking this too literally?)

Nope, not at all. Simply because this is exactly what I would do as well. Are you sure you aren't my long lost evil twin everybody seems to have?

 

[PeePantz]

Take on chuck norris

I see there is a major flaw in this thread.

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When I was a kid, I always wanted to be a hit man, so I'd go with that. Or, I'd open up a cafe.

 

[SaunaKalja]

Sign up for ALL the required courses and graduate next year.

 

[matoasters]

Block out the sun, then ransom light to the highest bidder.

 

[rancher of monsters]

I'd beat Chuck Norris to death with my dick, thereby crowning me the new king of awesome

 

[[.redacted]]

Explain - and hence control - the universe.

 

[Frotality]

assemble the FOX news team, then argue something completely nonsensical and devoid of any basis in logic or fact with them and win.

 

[cainstwin]

Attempt to fail, and then hope for the universe to attempt to resolve the paradox in a suitably epic fashion.
I'd also run a campaign to make gaming as accepted in society as reading.

 

[TOTL_UNIALAYSHUN]

I'm gonna put three, 'cuz I can't choose one that's more appealing than the others for the life of me.

Uh...

- stunt double
- ask every pretty girl I see to smooch (Yeah I said it. Bite me.)
- go to Wal-Mart, act like a fool, tape it and put it on Youtube, without getting in trouble