What would you do if...

[shadow741]

Your ass grew a mouth? Yes very pointless and random but I just like experimenting with pointless and random things. I would go on a bus with a doughnut, take off my pants and then eat it on the bus. I know I'd probably get a fine for public indecency (and be on national television and all those scientific shows). But I would just laugh my ass off at the expression on the bus riders' faces.

 

[The Warden]

Then I'd really be talking out of my ass.

*Ba-dum-tish*

 

[Sprogus]

Maybe it would end up like that episode of south park where everyone is eating food through their ass and pooping out their mouth. "And it decreases the chances of bowl cancer. Though this is based on entirely nothing"

 

[SturmDolch]

But I would just laugh my ass off at the expression on the bus riders' faces.

If you laughed your ass off, you'd starve to death.


I'd probably be worried I'd end up shitting out of my mouth and having to taste it or something.

 

[Insanum]

If my ass grew a mouth? I'd sing in two part harmony.

 

[Aerodyamic]

If my ass grew a mouth? I'd sing in two part harmony.

Okay, you win the internets.

Hey, if you had a twin sibling, you could be an entire barber-shop quartet! SCORE!

 

[blankedboy]

I'd feed it and shit out of my mouth.

Dude, there's a tongue in there. Bad idea.

 

[legion431]

I'd try to avoid the journalists.
Here's a question, what if your face grew an asshole.