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El Poncho

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I'd leave, I own a cat and i'd just think of my cat being chopped up and eaten, whether I talk to them again I don't know.
 

kommando367

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If I like the taste, then continue eating. Hell, if they can make food out of the ridiculous amount of cats that hang out in my front yard because my parents keep feeding them, than they officially become my favorite neighbor.
 

JacobyPAX

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Possibly go into anaphylactic shock. I have a cat allergy but I'm not sure if ingesting cat meat would trigger a reaction.
 

William Dickbringer

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darthzew said:
It's pretty good. It's tender and juicy, in fact, you'd like to know what it is, maybe you could get some more at a store and make your own. So you ask, "What kind of meat is this?"

Without hesitation, just a polite smile, and complete honesty, the mother replies, "It's cat."

You've just been served cat meat by your best friend. What do you do?
I was expecting human for a second
O.T. say hmmm tastes pretty good and continue eating it
 

emeraldrafael

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shrug and if its good and if I'm still hungry and if there's still some left if I can have more.

... What? cat is meat, meat is food. Therefore cat -> food.

However, I cant imagine that a cat would be very good eating. Most dont have much meat on them and I would htink it would be stringy or muscly. Plus all that fur.
 

FalloutJack

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Realize for the first time that my friend is Chinese.

Politely excuse myself on the basis that I am allergic to cat.

(I'm not really, but I'm not gonna go through with this.)
 

xXAsherahXx

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One question. Is my friend Chinese?

...Just kidding haha, I probably wouldn't care that I'm eating cat as long as it isn't dirty. It's just meat, not a solid brick of pestilence.
 

BoTTeNBReKeR

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If it tasted good and it's already dead. I'd just continue eating it. Wouldn't really bother me. Probably because I don't like cats :).
 

Wushu Panda

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if you were able to eat it unknowingly and think it tastes good, whats the point of freaking out? As long as you didn't have a personal connection to the beast, who cares?
 

Roofstone

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I'd, eat? Cat is actually pretty good, perhaps a bit bitter I find, but tasty nontheless.
 

luckybreak

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Why does everybody seem so angry at the friend. The mother was the one that insisted you eat. The friend did literally nothing and probably would have warned you if he had a chance. Also to be fair just because he is eating cat does not mean he's happy about it. He might not have even known they were having cat that day.
 

StealthyNinja

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Confirm that they're serious, and if they are ask them where the fuck they got cat meat. After that I'd politely finish the meal and NEVER eat the that house again.
 

MorsePacific

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Ask when they started eating cat and keep eating if it's good enough for me to want more.

I'd be pissed if it was dog, though.