What would you do in this situation?

[KungFuCthulhu]

You cheat on your spouse/girlfriend/boyfriend and get a hooker only to find out that the hooker WAS your spouse/girlfriend/boyfriend.

 

[captainwolfos]

Say something along the lines of 'So... Do I have to pay up?'

 

[Wardnath]

Cry out "Holy f!@#ing s$%^!!!!!!", most likely. >_>

 

[ctrl]

Cry out "Holy f!@#ing s$%^!!!!!!", most likely. >_>

yep that pretty much sums it up or alternatively run and pretend it never happened

 

[Darkenwrath]

Be like... "soo, the divorce papers should say "irreconcilable differences right?"

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

I'd shout "What the fuck?!!!" then pay her some money and go to the nearest clinic.

 

[Vampire cat]

Act like you knew all along and planned for said person to come so you could say "that's what I thought"...

But seriously, don't cheat. If someone cheated on me I would have killed. Trust me.

 

[Paksenarrion]

"...Happy Anniversary!"

...but seriously, if it was a female hooker, he'd want to watch.

 

[thegreatkingofsouthafrica]

I'd never stop laughing, that'd be one of the funniest things that has ever happened

 

[WINDOWCLEAN2]

SURPRISE! I CAM T SEE YOU AT WORK!

Or

AGHH! HAWKMEN....AWAYYYYYY!!!!! (run off into the sunset)

 

[Mukil]

So...this is what you ment by you're a 'business woman'

 

[Z(ombie)fan]

... i would explord

 

[Delta342]

"Well this is awkward.."

"On one hand I'm devastated.. On the other I feel quite privileged that I've been getting it free til now.." Then when the shock wears off probably go a bit loopy..

Not that I'd get myself into that situation. I'm of the school of thought that cheaters are absolute scum and if you feel the need to cheat there's clearly something wrong in your relationship.

Though you have to admit in hindsight maybe sometime in the future you'd probably find it quite funny..

 

[Megacherv]

"...call it even?"

 

[dancinginfernal]

...

"So, who's choice is worse at this point?"

 

[Quaxar]

So I guess it's...

Don't do it! Don't do it! Don't do it!

*puts sunglasses on*
...a hard time for both of us.
YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

Damnit!

But yep, something like this. I like bad puns in bad situations..

 

[trueluigi7]

I would feel very betrayed and confused Why I was going to get a hooker...I hate cheaters of anything