What would you do with 50,000 dollars each day?
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*Buy the rights to certian Marvel & DC villains & bribe the comic companies to show I dunno, give them their own series. Subsequently, I would allow those villains to be used in movies, but stare over the shoulder of the directors to make sure the didn't f*ck up (hollywoodize) them.
*Vastly expand Telltale Games & have them make episodic games of sick twisted childhood favorites & old LucasArts games like Grim Fandango.
*Help financially support any video game developers that make me happy, from the big guys to the bit players.
*Bribe blonde celebrities to die their hair any color but blonde.
*Make Cactus Cooler & Calpico available in all stores nationwide. (They're hard to find sodas). & I'd bring Crystal Pepsi & Chocolate Cola back too.
*Bribe American chocolate companies to cut the amount of sugar they use in half.
*Buy a law making it illegal for chefs to put pepper on anything. IF the people want it peppery, they can add that shit themselves.
*Buy the rights to Invader Zim from Nickelodeon & give it to Jhonen Vasquez, then pay him to make a comic series aimed at his usual adult audience.
*Buy TV networks that show nothing but programming from the 80s & 90s. Classic Nickelodeon, Classic MTV, Classic VH1, Classic FOX, Classic USA, Classic Cartoon Network, etc.
*Make sure that every state in the USA has a Hard Trance, Oldies, 80s/90s, & a Japanese Rock radio station.
*Vastly expand Telltale Games & have them make episodic games of sick twisted childhood favorites & old LucasArts games like Grim Fandango.
*Help financially support any video game developers that make me happy, from the big guys to the bit players.
*Bribe blonde celebrities to die their hair any color but blonde.
*Make Cactus Cooler & Calpico available in all stores nationwide. (They're hard to find sodas). & I'd bring Crystal Pepsi & Chocolate Cola back too.
*Bribe American chocolate companies to cut the amount of sugar they use in half.
*Buy a law making it illegal for chefs to put pepper on anything. IF the people want it peppery, they can add that shit themselves.
*Buy the rights to Invader Zim from Nickelodeon & give it to Jhonen Vasquez, then pay him to make a comic series aimed at his usual adult audience.
*Buy TV networks that show nothing but programming from the 80s & 90s. Classic Nickelodeon, Classic MTV, Classic VH1, Classic FOX, Classic USA, Classic Cartoon Network, etc.
*Make sure that every state in the USA has a Hard Trance, Oldies, 80s/90s, & a Japanese Rock radio station.
1. Donate to every legit and needy charity in existance
2. Buy the most godly computer ever
3. Download lot's of MMO's and buy my way through levels
4. Pay of every bill I ever had and ever will have
5. Buy every game system I want and the games to go with it
6. Shelter every homless person
7. Feed every hungry child, adult, or mutated old young person thing ever
8. Some how stableize the economy
9. Pay the TV networks to stop showing crap on television
10. Pay Sega, Nintendo, Rare, and every other game company to work together to create the most awesome insane epic long, difficult plot twistyest video game seiries that has more games than LoZ and FF will ever have EVER
11. Do the exact same as the last one but in movie form
12. Then I'd form a time consuming patteren and follow it for the rest of my life and die happy.
2. Buy the most godly computer ever
3. Download lot's of MMO's and buy my way through levels
4. Pay of every bill I ever had and ever will have
5. Buy every game system I want and the games to go with it
6. Shelter every homless person
7. Feed every hungry child, adult, or mutated old young person thing ever
8. Some how stableize the economy
9. Pay the TV networks to stop showing crap on television
10. Pay Sega, Nintendo, Rare, and every other game company to work together to create the most awesome insane epic long, difficult plot twistyest video game seiries that has more games than LoZ and FF will ever have EVER
11. Do the exact same as the last one but in movie form
12. Then I'd form a time consuming patteren and follow it for the rest of my life and die happy.
I would (in order):
Pay off my student loans
Buy a house
Set the wife up with her dream job of running a daycare
Build UberPewter
Install a T-1 line
Upgrade everything (bigger TV, better cable options, top of the line computer home like in those late 80's early 90's shows, etc.)
Invest heavily in certain properties/stocks/businesses/friends/family
Charity
I know, I'm greedy saving charity for last, but I don't think it would take too long to get there. Probably a year, 2 max.
Pay off my student loans
Buy a house
Set the wife up with her dream job of running a daycare
Build UberPewter
Install a T-1 line
Upgrade everything (bigger TV, better cable options, top of the line computer home like in those late 80's early 90's shows, etc.)
Invest heavily in certain properties/stocks/businesses/friends/family
Charity
I know, I'm greedy saving charity for last, but I don't think it would take too long to get there. Probably a year, 2 max.
I think most people on this thread are either overestimating how much $50,000 a day is, or vastly underestimating.
Either way, I'd buy a bunch of really nice cars, and a house. Sure I'd have to save up for a week or two, but it would be worth it. I'd carry on with uni, but wouldnt have to worry about money. Which would probably be really bad for my liver...
Guess I'd buy my parents a house, and a new car. Give some money to my sister.
A new TV, a computer of epic proportions. Then some holidays, to Japan, and some sunny places.
Oh, and I would go to Escapism, and I'd probably pay for the others, too.
Either way, I'd buy a bunch of really nice cars, and a house. Sure I'd have to save up for a week or two, but it would be worth it. I'd carry on with uni, but wouldnt have to worry about money. Which would probably be really bad for my liver...
Guess I'd buy my parents a house, and a new car. Give some money to my sister.
A new TV, a computer of epic proportions. Then some holidays, to Japan, and some sunny places.
Oh, and I would go to Escapism, and I'd probably pay for the others, too.
Pay off my school loans, for one, then (carefully) invest some money in the stock market, buy some computer upgrades, buy some more computer upgrades, then split it into 1/4 for me, 1/4 for Wounded Warrior and Childhood Leukemia Research and Assistance Fund respectively, and 1/4 to trying to buy ourselves back from China.
Make sure my parents are set for life in a nice house in a sunny place with a butt load of servants. Help out my closest friends. then have parties, lots and lots of parties. Get drunk everyday.
Spend 5,000 on whatever I want and bank the rest so i can make some off interest.
Maybe put it into my university fund?
Maybe put it into my university fund?
- Save for 2 weeks
- buy a massive house
-get the biggest HD TV possible
-buy out microsoft
-make a better working 360 model for a lower price. Power of an elite, price of an arcade.
-Buy out sony
-destroy sony
-Save all that's left for a week
-buy out little ceaser's, burger king, and taco bell
-buy out infinity ward
-buy out sega and nintentdo
-kill mario and sonic
-make new mascots
-hire someone to kill george clooney
-buy nukes
-destroy world
-become king of the post-apocalyptic world
yes. it's a long list, but it makes the most sense.
- buy a massive house
-get the biggest HD TV possible
-buy out microsoft
-make a better working 360 model for a lower price. Power of an elite, price of an arcade.
-Buy out sony
-destroy sony
-Save all that's left for a week
-buy out little ceaser's, burger king, and taco bell
-buy out infinity ward
-buy out sega and nintentdo
-kill mario and sonic
-make new mascots
-hire someone to kill george clooney
-buy nukes
-destroy world
-become king of the post-apocalyptic world
yes. it's a long list, but it makes the most sense.
Probably buy off all the dictators, politicians and rich douche bags in the world to make it a better and happier place.
either that or start a cloning program to make my own army of WWE wrestlers to take over the galaxy!! MWUAHAHAHAA
either that or start a cloning program to make my own army of WWE wrestlers to take over the galaxy!! MWUAHAHAHAA