What would you do with a Crysis nanosuit?

[TH3_D15HWA5H3R]

download the worlds porn supply directly into the suit... yer im sure you can work out the rest

 

[Canid117]

Cheat at life.

 

[Soviet Steve]

I'd sell it to the highest bidder and live my life in luxury and peace

 

[Scythas]

*Maximum Speed* And so it begins. The greatest fapping record of our time.

Winning.

 

[AnAngryMoose]

Will it make me better at Call Of Duty? I'd use it for that.

Make sure that you don't have Maximum Strength activated or else the house might come tumbling down at the rage of being knifed after you accidentally snapped the controller in half.

You... you know me so well...

Nothing makes me rage like getting panic knifed. Especially when they knife thin air 5 feet behind me.

I think that can apply to 90% of the CoD playerbase. Myself included.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

Jump around rooftops like a complete douchebag.

Or, and this is more likely, turn on the invisibility and hide in a far-away corner of a guy's locker room.

 

[Kevon Huggins]

with invisibility steal
with power attack microsoft and force them to make xbox live free
with the jumping abilties free run
then go andcause massive chaos

 

[priestswearseatbelts]

Well. What I consider perfect.

This response scares the piss out of me. And if you don't know why, then I'm doubly scared.

Me? I would destroy it. Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely. Don't believe me? would Truman have used The Bomb is Japan had one too? a suit like that, being one of a kind, would be a nearly unstoppable force on any battlefield, and can't be trusted in hte hands of anyone.

If you could truly. Honestly. Absolutely. Resist using the suit. For, even, one thing. Then that would 'scares' me.

If the world was filled with people who could resist such an opportunity. The suit would have no, real, reason to exist; as a weapon.

Comparing a precision, manually piloted, tool. Being used to capture and imprison induviduals. To a non distinguishing explosive. Which levels cities and kills the, thousands if not millions, of innocent residents within them. Is absurd.

Superman comics would have been very different if he had, simply, cut corners and thrown a-bombs from on high. At the countries, in which nazi government, or powers, had been installed.

You are reading more into a, light hearted, post than you should be. Save the assumptions and reductio ad absurdum. For a more meaningful debate. Not that the tactics will be welcomed; by the people quoted in those either.

 

[Hellblazer12]

I would wreak havok everywhere I go - jump on cars,toss them around,run pass the attacking military,knocking the tanks over as I pass,and when the Jets come a-bombing, I'll turn invisible so they don't know where to shoot and I'll use the super jump to hop on buildings like an idiot and do some crazy stunts

 

[sarge1942]

take over my country, make it awesome, if anyone invades i will destroy their capital city in one day, that should make them back off... and i'd use my bare hands so that i could be careful to avoid civilians, i don't want people to have a reason to attack my awesome empire... and also my concience hates me.

 

[The Night Shade]

Become a super hero

 

[Couch Radish]

Parkour and cloaking behind someone to give them a wedgie.

 

[duckfi8]

two words... "cloak engaged"

 

[The Heik]

What would you do if you had a nanosuit? For those who haven't played either Crysis games, it is best described as Chuck Norris' pyjamas. It can give its user impenetrable armour, will make him or her run at a speed that could outrun a car (although this is more with the Crysis 1 nanosuit, but the Crysis 2 nanosuit still goes pretty quick), will make him or her strong enough to kick a car across a parking lot or rip a heavy mounted machine gun and fire it like it was nothing and let its user turn almost completely invisible for a short time, although you can only really do one of these at a time.

Personally, I'd probably have to go mundane and just make everything I do much easier. Why have to go through a 30 minute walk to school when you can leave much later and still be there early? Why bother avoiding disallowed shortcuts etc. when I can juse cloak my way through there? And so on and so forth.

Take over the world!

 

[Vinny Albrecht]

I'd turn a profit on the situation and wrestle bears for the crowed

 

[Epslion.Bear]

GO Crackdown

 

[dannybates]

I would be the master of the bed

 

[Ickorus]

Spoiler: Pertains slightly to plot point in Crysis 2

Refuse to jump into a giant alien spore cannon three times in a row.

I'd totally be a superhero.

 

[beer_nuts]

stay away from clever billionaires and EMPS.

 

[ArcWinter]

I'd use the speed. And then?

Parkour. Parkour forever.

i would eventually pass away but the suit would keep running thats how it would go