What would you do with a Portal Gun?

eggdog14

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hailmagus said:
no offense, you just caught me at a bad time. i've been on like twice the last two week, probably posted two things too, and all i'm seeing now anywhere is "hey we already did this" "is this the lamest thread ever?" "deja vu?"
didn't mean to be a dick... well, kind of.
anyway...
again, no offense

haha, np mate.

Personally, i'd put one next to an espresso machine, instant latte whenever i feel the urge.
Or maybe the liquor cabinet, depending on my mood.
 

00exmachina

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One portal would be shot on the wall of my house the other would be in a brief case i carried with me. Easy escapes, and the portal gun could be safely left behind.

Though I wonder what would happen if you pulled the brief case through the portal inside it. Would it be a brief case that held the universe like the boxes in this episode of futurama http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Farnsworth_Parabox
 

OrenA

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Depending on what sort of real life surfaces it can form portals on, I would totally use it to get around faster. Think about it, you would never need to use a car again. Just shoot a portal a few miles down the road. GOOD TIMES!
 

madkill

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Khell_Sennet said:
Although, nobody has mentioned the idea to use a portal to shove his/her head up their own arse
AHEM!
madkill said:
I'd make both portals right next to each other, so I could F*ck my own asshole!..

Or!

I'd put them in the right places so I could make sniffing my ass one hell of an easier job, no need for scratch and sniff, just take a whiff!
 

jokersgone

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id go to the collage girls changing room and record it also portal the girls bathroom boor (the part you close it from)
 

knumpify

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put one on bottom of the CN tower, then the other right next to a trampoline, angle it just right... and jump off the tower
 

end_boss

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People who say they would use a portal gun to rob a bank...

Do you even know how the Portal gun is supposed to work? The portals aren't subtle and inconspicuous, they're giant, big glowing holes. You also need to actually place the portal yourself, and there aren't many ways that a bank will not notice you pull out a giant gun and shoot into their safe. Portals also work both ways. I'm pretty sure that once somebody spots a portal in the bank's safe, they'll have a bunch of police officers waiting until somebody decides to walk in, thinking that it actually WASN'T a retarded idea to try and use a portal gun to rob a bank.
 
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If I had a portal gun, I'd stand in front of the operational end of the device.

You're all fools for not thinking of this daring act of rebellion.

EDIT:

Better idea.

Shoot a portal into an ocean, any ocean. Shoot another portal onto the moon.

We now have water on the goddamn moon.

Ingenious!
 

BraveFencer

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I would set one portal in Papa Johns and the other in my place, but id still order delivery online. Cant be talking to people, there is no market for that in the future.