what would you do?

[The Kangaroo]

I would do a lot of fucking and eating and playing videogames

All at the same time?

 

[Da pyro man 999]

Actually, how bigs the meteor. Most meteors burn up in the earths atomstphere

 

[DoctorWhat]

I wouldn't care. Meteors head towards Earth all the time, but they burn up in the atmosphere, so it's no cause for worry.

Has the OP stated how big the meteor is? Because unless it's super-mega-massive-gigantoriffic-dinosaur-extinctifying-mungous, it ain't gonna do shit!

 

[Emperor Inferno]

I would do a lot of fucking and eating and playing videogames

All at the same time?

Well, the eating and playing games a lot, yes. But it would just be wrong to do either of those things during sex, so not all at the same time, no.

 

[Tempest Fennac]

If it wasn't just going to burn up harmlessly, I'd divide my last 2 days between saying goodbye to my internet friends and eating at restaurants which I like.

 

[Torque669]

Id work out where its going to hit and then stand right there with someone and just as I see it coming down Ill shout "Heads!"

 

[justhereforthemoney]

I'd create a look-a-like football (president's nuclear launch codes), infiltrate the white house undetected, switch it with the real one and before anyone notices nuke the meteor. If that doesn't blow up the meteor, then hey i got to steal and launch a nuke.

 

[BaldursBananaSoap]

Assemble a crack squad of volunteers, one of whom being Bruce Willis, to go plant a nuke inside the meteor, splitting it in half and both of the pieces being put off course.

 

[Cavouku]

Tell people. Let them handle it, but for emergency purposes, I'd turn my basement into a bunker after a MASSIVE looting spree.

 

[Jurassic Rob]

Hide in the bunker with the few people who don't annoy me!

 

[mikecoulter]

Tell the government, they destroy meteor, I become rich and am finally recognised as the saviour.

 

[Takoto]

Run to my boyfriends house and stick it out there :C With games and hugs and stuff.

 

[lildarkhorse22]

id have sex before it was too late

 

[Connosaurus Rex]

Knock up a super model by proving it is our last chance. and do my crush right now.

 

[historybuff]

Either drink myself into a stupor or call up a friend I used to work with and take some Ecstasy.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Rape the every girl i see im not about to die a virgin

 

[Sightless Wisdom]

Oh I'm just so full of joy now that I've read this thread!(SARCASM!)

Seriously, I don't care how many different ways people can think of for the world to end, nor do I care what people would do with their last X days or Y years or Z hours. It's been done, repeat threads are bad, no I'm not contributing, but my answer should be fairly obvious based on ALL THE OTHER F****NG THREADS I'VE REPLIED TO.

 

[TunaKing]

Id work out where its going to hit and then stand right there with someone and just as I see it coming down Ill shout "Heads!"

hahahahahahahha this almost reduced me to tears of laughter, superb!

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

In this imaginary world I would have access to a giant death laser capable of shattering,oh say...meteorite in space into dust.

then I would ignore it and get donuts,two days later I'd just remember and go "Crap!" followed by the whole obliteration of the planet by meteorite thing.

they would have been good donuts though

 

[The87Italians]

Probably go around telling people, but tell them like a psycho, that way when they see it I get the biggest "I fucking told you so" ever.