What would you do?

[Valanthe]

For context, I've just recently lost my temper with my downstairs neighbour, after listening to him scream at the top of his lungs nearly every profanity I have have in my vocabulary at his television. I finally had enough and screamed back, asking if he was gonna continue acting like an idiot all night, or actually let other people in the building get some sleep. He never replied but he has remained quiet since, so mission accomplished, I hope.

But this istuation left me with the question I pose to you, Escapists, given the circumstances above, how would you respond, extra points for hilariously over the top and creative answers.

 

[Vault101]

hmm....

my parents were staying over last night and were up untill 1am and they were talking which was pissing me off..I dont sleep well on sunday nights as it is, and I considered yelling

also I got up and the back door was open (it was quite hot) I asked why and it was "to let the breeze in" and here I was thinking

THERE IS NO FUCKING BREEZE AND ITS NOT COOLER OUTSIDE..I mean jesus you want it cool you shut everythin up and turn on the air con...some people

oh..uhh right...well yelling helped so I guess thats one way to do it

 

[GenericAmerican]

I would have done exactly what you did, but with more profanity than needed.

 

[requisitename]

My previous upstairs neighbors liked to bowl with elephants. While wearing roller skates. All hours of the day and night. I tried to talk to both parties on several occasions (both separately and together) and when that didn't work, I finally just went to management about it. It stopped that very night.

So, I guess I'm not very creative. *lol* I thought about yelling or beating on the ceiling with something a few times, but I never did. It just didn't seem worth it to me. But, oh, how I wanted to!

 

[Kae]

I'm not the kind of guy that yells at other people, however I was once in you're same situation and since I was so pissed off because I hadn't slept all week, I went to my neighbour upstairs and knocked on his door and I just said in a somewhat calm but mildly annoyed voice "You have 1/2 hour before I come up here again and shut you up for good", then I turned around and walked away, he never made noise again but to be fair it only worked because I'm tall and I have that scar on my left eye that makes me look intimidating [small](even if I got it from falling from my bed and landing flat on my face)[/small], in fact most people seem to assume I'm a damned criminal which is very offensive, but in that occasion it worked in my favour.

hmm....

my parents were staying over last night and were up untill 1am and they were talking which was pissing me off..I dont sleep well on sunday nights as it is, and I considered yelling

also I got up and the back door was open (it was quite hot) I asked why and it was "to let the breeze in" and here I was thinking

THERE IS NO FUCKING BREEZE AND ITS NOT COOLER OUTSIDE..I mean jesus you want it cool you shut everythin up and turn on the air con...some people

oh..uhh right...well yelling helped so I guess thats one way to do it

Yeah I once did go to shut my parents up because they were making noise, but it wasn't a good idea... I saw things, very unpleasant things... it was just a baaaad idea.

 

[Vault101]

snip.

ohhhh...I see...hahahaha

it was thsi damn jigsaw puzzle they were doing..gaaahh Im so sleep deprived right now

 

[Ricky 49]

two words....

Hand Grenade

 

[Nouw]

two words....

Hand Grenade

Five words actually. Holy hand grenade of antioch. Works every time.

 

[Ricky 49]

Five words actually. Holy hand grenade of antioch. Works every time.

especially when they have that rabbit guarding them

on topic
another solution

steal one of he fuses to cut the power, works well if you can get his room

 

[Vanitas likes Bubbles]

In your position I would have done the exact same thing but for extra creative points I would have gone over there, knocked on his door and when he opened the door, I would jab a needle in his throat full of a powerful sedative, then when he's asleep surgically remove his voicebox (pretty unrealistc but still)

 

[darkcalling]

I once threatened to turn my ex-roommate's ukelele into kindling. He liked to play it while I was trying to sleep. Did I mention I tend to have insomnia and he barely knew how to play the thing? And that he only knew two songs? Both of them hymns? Sooooo much haaate.

OT: For the bonus points, Knock on the door and when he answers, knock on his head with a crowbar, then skin him and make him eat it.

(maybe been playing too much Mortal Kombat tonight.)

 

[Valanthe]

Five words actually. Holy hand grenade of antioch. Works every time.

especially when they have that rabbit guarding them

on topic
another solution

steal one of he fuses to cut the power, works well if you can get his room

Holy crap that's genius, I totally forgot that the fusebox to the entire building is in -my- garage.

*rubs hands together* Muahaha muahahaha MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!