What would you do...?

[Heart of Darkness]

Finally, a reason to walk on my "hands"!

You wake up to find that the miserable day you just went through was actually a dream, and none of that stuff happened yet. What do you do?

 

[Daipire]

Drink beer, play video games, jerk off, same as everyday

What would you do if you found out your dog/cat/mother was actually a midget russian spy who has been keeping watch over you because your actually a secret soviet weapon?

 

[SeanTheSheep]

I'd destroy whoever I was programmed to destroy, then high-five my cat.
Then be a little confused because it's dead.
Then run away screaming like a little girl.

What would you do if you found a box, just a normal, cardboard box, however big you want to imagine it, I'd say two feet wide by a foot long by a foot high, that looks perfectly fine, and is a little heavy, but when you open it, it's full of babies' fingers?

 

[Penguins4Freedom]

I would stand up and walk out on you. Not because of the Beatles. But because you are a safety hazard.

You hear the cry of the poor, downtrodden and destitute. The tired and huddled masses, they cry out for a saviour. What would you do?

 

[skystryke]

Not rise up to be a saviour because I'm a coward.

You're out for a walk when a herd of bulls stampedes towards you. What do you do?

 

[Ye Olde Hobo]

Run into an alley or something.

Your dad came back from a night on the town drunk. What do you do?

 

[Paksenarrion]

"It's awesome that you're back from the grave and all, and I'm a let you finish, but Dos Equis is the best beer of ALL TIME."

You find out that I was kidding about my dad being dead and coming back to life as a drunk. What do you do?