What would you do?

[Eumersian]

I searched for this, and found nothing.

Basically, one person presents a situation, and the person below answers what they would do. That same person then presents a situation to the person below them. Observe:

#A: The ATM is broken and spitting out cash at you. What would you do?
#B: I tuck my pant legs inside my socks and hope for the best.
The coke machine is chasing you down a hallway. What would you do?

?and so on. Let's begin!

Your computer crashes for the seventh time today. What would you do?

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Fix it.

You're hungry, what do you do?

 

[The Clown]

Eat a small child's hand.

you are falling from the sky, what would you do?

 

[spartan1077]

Pull out my parachute from Just Cause 2 and swing towards a new government.

You are drowning, what would you do?

 

[The Clown]

lift my head out of the toilet.

You're on fire, but it's an invisible alcohol fire, what do you do?

 

[Eumersian]

Kill It With Fire!!!

You are in possession of the neverending soda. What do you do?

 

[Sacman]

Hide it in my basement for the coming of the star born ones...

You were shot in the head and now your crippled from the waist down what do you do?

 

[TheDoctor455]

I...

*mutters a spell, healing my crippled legs*

Your pet cat pisses all over you during a dinner party, what do you do?

 

[Eumersian]

Say: "Hey. If peeing your pants is cool, then you can call me: Miles Davis."

You have been taken hostage by a band of mutant software engineers. They take you to their underground Star Trek fan cave. What do you do?

 

[crudus]

smell like cat urine

Negotiate exit or fight to the death with Mek'leths (far superior to Bat'leths).

your computer spontaneously combusted. What do you do?

 

[Eumersian]

Cry softly while eating an entire bag of Fritos.

Your Stradivarius Violin was stolen from you by that jerk next door. He's running it down to the pawn shop. What do you do?

 

[Spoonius]

Scream!

Your bed is trying to eat you! What do you do?

 

[Eumersian]

GTFO!

In the middle of your favorite Anime program (if you don't have one, let's just say you're watching Pokemon), the creepiest looking character comes out of the TV and asks for $5. What do you do?

 

[Spoonius]

Kick him in the balls.

Your home is being invaded by zombies! What do you do?...

 

[Eumersian]

Grab that shotgun that I totally have and let loose!

There is a wetwork team gathered around the proximity to your house. Obvious exits are West, North, and Dennis. What would you do?

 

[Dr.Susse]

Divide the north by Dennis and run like fish.

A large plate is falling from the sky What would you do?

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

spin it

your about to got kicked in the balls What would you do