What would you endlessly repeat over and over mid-fight if you were a final boss?

[Zahri]

We've all seen boss fights that either have the same bloody pattern over and over, or incessantly screams the same battle cry/death threat/sexual remark/more crude sexual remark/article of clothing over and over throughout most of the fight.

So yeah, if you were such a boss, what pattern would you follow and what would you scream/say/mumble? =D

No idea for myself really... This is more for me and others to get a laugh at what some people come up with. ^^

 

[SharPhoe]

"Haaaard-to-avooooooid... AREA ATTACK!!"

That would be my ONLY move for the entirety of the fight.

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

'Would you like FRIES with that?'

'I'll take a potato chip...and EAT IT!'

'Saurkraut is GOOD FOR YOU!'

"Haaaard-to-avooooooid... AREA ATTACK!!"

That would be my ONLY move for the entirety of the fight.

You get a cookie for referencing Psychonauts.

 

[DragonsAteMyMarbles]

Scream "I HATE YOUR ICE CREAM PREFERENCES!" inbetween throwing cabbages and summoning demonic leprechauns.

 

[Dragon_of_red]

"Your mother sells Whelks in Hull" would be one of my constant sayings.

As for a pattern, i would go left, right, left, attack, left, jump, attack, jump attack, duck, right, attack.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

I'd scream "Ni-Pah!" just to throw them off guard.
and make meowing noises. not to throw them off guard. because I can.
and the attack would consist of... something. I don't know.

 

[tologna]

fly and throgh fireballs(even if its a science-fiction setting) touch the ground for 1 second. repeat.
(you cant reach me while im flying)
oh, that and stunnig attacks.
basicaly just anoying stuff.
oh, and i'd have a really bad, anoying voice-actor.

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

Ooh, I've decided on my attack pattern.

^ v ^ v a b a b select start.

 

[T-Bone24]

I'd just fucking kill the bugger. With a fireball, then a large number of minions to distract the hero.

 

[SquirrelPants]

Ooh, I've decided on my attack pattern.

^ v ^ v a b a b select start.

Wait, are you doing the Konami code? I thought that was ^ ^ V V B A Start.

 

[Cody211282]

yell "please dont hurt me" then unleash a one hit ko

 

[DeathWyrmNexus]

Stat debuffing breath weapon followed up with a pouncing combo on the weakest team member. Burning attack for damage over time with a dispel effect on their buffs, followed by another stat debuff and pounce. Rinse Repeat.

Oh and I would have a thorns effect for when they do hit me, they take damage.

Every time I do an attack, I will sarcastically say... "At Least I'm Not a Clown!!!"

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

Do you see what you're cunning daughter has done?! Her mother sucks lollipops in HELL!

Deadwena.

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

Ooh, I've decided on my attack pattern.

^ v ^ v a b a b select start.

Wait, are you doing the Konami code? I thought that was ^ ^ V V B A Start.

Oops. Well, there goes my attempt to sound old and wise.

 

[tomtom94]

Do you see what you're cunning daughter has done?! Her mother sucks lollipops in HELL!

Deadwena.

Future Perfect reference to the Exorcist reference?

I would try to have an attack that doesn't leave me with a giant glaring weak point.
If possible I would also like one that is as unpredictable as possible.
Whilst shouting "It is too late!" repeatedly.

"Feel the heat!"

Cookie for anyone who can tell me the reference.

Kingdom Hearts, Hades, I believe?

 

[Debatra]

If it were an RPG:

"Just think; you're going through all this hardship - probably dying a few times in the process - to defeat me, and you won't even get any experience points from it! Go easy on yourself and surrender."

Followed by a stun/multi-hit/throw combo.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

"You can't win, because the creators of this game forgot to give me the ability to die!"

 

[elricik]

"Feel the heat!"

Cookie for anyone who can tell me the reference.

 

[elricik]

"Feel the heat!"

Cookie for the reference.

 

[CargoHold]

"You'll never defeat me! I'm armoured like a tank and yet had the foresight to increase my speed by removing that unnecessary armour on my underbelly!

"Haaaard-to-avooooooid... AREA ATTACK!!"

That would be my ONLY move for the entirety of the fight.

Oh, that was the best boss fight ever.