what would you invent?

[Drakmorg]

A device that can turn people into energy by making them go the speed of light squared. It could solve two crises at the same time.
1) the over-population crisis
2) the energy crisis

Once it's done we can tear down all those ugly oil derricks, nuclear power facilities, solar panels, and windmills, and power your home and car with human trash that aren't going to be doing anything better with their lives.

 

[Dr Ampersand]

Anti matter superhero suit that or a moniter that grants me super strength and the ability to grab people across the internet through it and beat them up.

 

[DigitalSushi]

Are you sure? Looks like 8 to me.

Looks like someone with a Tony Blair avatar went and twisted the comments to suit them.

Yep.

Also, to actually contribute to the thread: I would make a Re-animator. So I would be able to revive the dead.

But but, your meant to keep it excellent.

 

[cowbell40]

A gun that shoots shurikens and lightning

 

[SimuLord]

Serious: Cold fusion, because I happen to like the idea of giving idiot children machine guns (cookie for the reference).

Frivolous: A Men in Black-style strobe flash that would instantly reprogram the mind of anyone I flashed it at to fall madly in love with historic trade simulation games and complex grand strategy titles so we'd get a plethora of great titles that would sell like hotcakes and thus I would never have days where I wished someone would make a new one (or wait for the Simutrans people to get their next version out).

 

[Triple AD]

A Hadron Collider that works properly.
--SNIP--

Ba-bum Tsssch

A fat free fast food store 'nuff said

 

[Akai Shizuku]

A perfect virtual reality gaming system that allows MMOs, FPS, survival horror, RPGs, everything.

 

[Xvito]

Also, to actually contribute to the thread: I would make a Re-animator. So I would be able to revive the dead.

But but, your meant to keep it excellent.

It's okay... Really it is. My signature is still alive in the other world... WarCry.

 

[RdDan]

An anti bullshit gun - then go to the House of Commons and let rip.

 

[quiet_samurai]

Fast space travel machines

or

A pill that makes anyonwe who takes it instantly sexy.

 

[Accountfailed]

Death star /thread

Uhh. You can't declare /thread on yourself, dude.

I believe I just did, guy.

But it's against the laws of nature...

A Hadron Collider that works properly.

Death star /thread

Uhh. You can't declare /thread on yourself, dude.

oh not this again... /thread!

You too. You will be first to die when I come to power.

When you come to power? Whose the one with the Death Star? /thread

he wins, I'm taking his side when the nations fall.

 

[iblis666]

a interdimentional gateway its only the first step in getting a working hyperdrive but a very important step

 

[molester jester]

Lightsaber, or a beeper device part 1 you stick on youre wall part 2 you attach to youre mobile phone, keys, wallet etc so as when you loose them you just press tthe wall button causing the others to beep allowing you to find them with ease dont know what i would call it but still ?

 

[cobra_ky]

Strong A.I.

am i srsly the first one to bring that up?

Yep you are, but lets face it, its not a big issue is it?, its not our lives ever turned to shit because an enemy on Halo got stuck to a wall now is it?.

...i forgot i was on a gaming site. i mean REAL AI.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strong_ai

 

[link141]

A Machine that would make me a zombie army