What would you make the consequence for team killing?

[smithy1234]

Scenario: A Japanese scientist has invented a dimensional tweaking machine that would allow you to make anything happen to someone who team killed you or anyone else online. He wants you to test it out!

What would you make happen? Feel free to be as detailed and creative as possible.

For me, I would make a large gang of violent monkeys appear and let them lose on the poor fellow.

PS: The machine can tell if it was on purpose or accidental.

PSS: The machine has a Douchebag Detector 5000 built in, so if a douchebag is team killed it won't do anything.

 

[not a zaar]

I would wait for a western version of the device which did everything better and without a lot of useless flash and poorly thought out unnecessary features.

 

[Gormers1]

That I could stick my foot in my monitor and kick the teamkiller in the face through his monitor.

 

[Handofpwn]

I would give the team killer a small twitch so that he could not properly play FPS's again. Yeah, I go in for subtle anguish.

 

[Programmed_For_Damage]

That I could stick my foot in my monitor and kick the teamkiller in the face through his monitor.

That x 2

 

[Fronken]

If its intentional, kick from the server and then some sort of a sticker or warning or whatever on his account that he's TK'd people, so everyone else knows, if its not intentional, kick from the server but nothing more.

If its repeated by the same account over and over again, say 3-5 stickers, its perm-bann.

That would be the best way to solve the problem once and for all atleast according to me.

 

[black lincon]

"Hanging!"
"No"
"Stoning!"
"No"
"You shove a live snake up his ass!"
"No, but very creative."
"Crucifixion!"
"Yes!"

 

[Slayer_2]

I'd make it determine if it was unintentional, from a weapon with a blast radius, my fault or intentional. #1 would result in nothing but a message telling them of their mistake. #2 would result in their death as well for being careless pricks #3 would result in nothing, not even a message. #4 would result in them being banned from online play.

 

[Spooky_101]

I'd have a mandatory pitching machine attached to every 360
if you tk
you get a 20mph baseball to the balls
no one would ever tk again...

 

[ProfessorLayton]

Instant death IRL.

 

[Zallest]

I would never punish a accidental team kill sometimes you just end up at the wrong place at the wrong time and get blasted by the wrong team... but the idiots that do it for pleasure, i would want them to feel a burning sensation in their palms when they touch a mouse and keyboard or go to the bathroom...

 

[Anton P. Nym]

You get a kick menu, asking whether to boot the other player or not; if you say yes the guy gets kicked. A master server keeps track of the number of "boot" selections per product key or MAC address; pass a certain (not large) threshold, and your PC/console gets fried. Tell everyone about it, but don't tell them how many unforgiven TKs it takes to die and don't let anyone see how many they've had.

-- Steve

 

[sirdanrhodes]

I am colour blind, and teams are usually red vs blue in green grassy areas. So, it's really unfair to punish people such as myself who think they are playing by the rules.

 

[Birras]

First Offence:A warning
Second:24 hour ban
Third:He must bring the person he TKs...a shrubbery
Fourth:He must cut down the tallest tree in the forest...with a salmon
Fifth:30 lashes
Sixth:He has to groom...Alan Moore's beard!
Seventh:He is exposed to the godlike creature dwelling within the beard of Alan Moore, melting the noobish portions of the brain and severely hemmoraging the remaining bits.
Eighterma-ban, if he's still stupid enough to TK.

 

[Amarok]

An old style English punk clad in full Sex Pistols garb would show up at their door, split their face in two with the mother of all headbutts, chant "oi oi oi!" take a piss on them, and walk off.

And if they did it again, AIDS.

 

[Graustein]

Insta-death ingame.
Simple and effective.

 

[mkxiii]

id have it determine as to whether the person who got teamkilled is whining like a little ***** and if so a repeated loop of someone shouting "its just a game you retarded ****" plays at them.

and no, i dont teamkill, people just get way to pissy about it

 

[smithy1234]

And NO, I am not pretending the machine can tell.

PS: The machine can tell if it was on purpose or accidental.

Too late MUHAHAHAHAHHAAA

 

[CIA]

Sometimes I teamkill because somebody is being an asshole. Makes me feel better. Who are you to take away my therapy?

 

[Jumplion]

What if me and my friends are dicking around and teamkilling eachother? My friend does that alot, though for some reason I always kill him before he kills me

But if hypothetically, it was a regular match and someone was teamkilling me on purpose, then a simple boot from the game will suffice.

EDIT: And yes, as CIA said, what if the man diserved it? He was being an asshole, some people need to learn their place in the bottom of the food chain!