What would you name your autobiography?

[Palademon]

"The road to nowhere", the much anticipated (by stalkers) sequel to "Dreams are for bed time".

 

[KingofallCosmos]

"Everything you didn't want to know about my penis"

 

[PurplePlatypus]

If I were to do such a thing right now?
?Premature?

 

[teebeeohh]

how to overcome your own awesomeness

 

[OutcastBOS]

[name] he's S-l-ick.

 

[King of the Sandbox]

Junior Fandangle's Guide to being A-FUCKING-MAZING; or How I Changed My Name to Junior Fandangle and Why It Saved My Life and Got Me This Book Deal.

 

[albear]

WARNING!
Depressing read ahead
(and other tales)

 

[jonyboy13]

"My Autobiography" by Batman.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXSYoXhbkiQ
Popped into my head.

OT:
I'd name it "Ted Bundy's return?"
*walks away quietly*

 

[Sticky Squid]

My story about life, cheese, tacos and goats.

 

[chiMmy]

"Popular guy to nerd in 2 weeks" - PC-games ruin lifes, Wii-consoles ruins TVs. Oh, and lasagna!

Yeah, that's the title and the undertitle.

 

[Fetzenfisch]

"XY years of diffuse reflection" Whoever gets the pun wins an internet.

 

[GrizzlerBorno]

"This is what the printed media industry has come to!?"

 

[Illesdan]

'Plays With Paper, Runs With Scissors, Loves to Rock.'

 

[Myskomunken]

"I did it my way.
On my own.
Quite a lot.
Now I got a sore hand."

 

[octafish]

"Yes I Can, If Frank Sinatra Says It?s Okay"

 

[TheDarkestDerp]

"The Itch and How To Scratch It"

 

[Zeema]

'The Death and Life of Trezu,Rin,Marcus' main heading

'Welcome to my nightmare' Sub Heading

By Trezu

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

"How to be stay yourself."

 

[Serenegoose]

"Your beloved Ruler and Overlady, and the exciting tale through which she came to govern the local supercluster."

 

[The Unworthy Gentleman]

Genuine Wanker: The Sam Hunter Story.

I think that would stir enough interest in people while not revealing anything other than that I'm a wanker.