What Would You Pay/Do For A Portal Gun?

[LFC Scouser]

Not much. I can only think of a few intresting uses for it and all of them would get old pretty quickly.

Not very creative are you you could do almost anything as long as it comes with the long fall boots

 

[Arnoxthe1]

 

[Jimmy T. Malice]

I would steal the incomes and major organs of everyone in . That should cover it.

 

[Solo-Wing]

I would make a potato battery.

 

[Janktrio]

I'd go to SPAAAAAAACE!

 

[Janktrio]

I'd go to space for a portal gun
heck, I'd go to space for free

Damn it, ninja'd.

 

[Jabberwock xeno]

Almost anything.

Because, you know, have to be able to say no if needed.

 

[The Long Road]

Horrible, unforgivable things. To small furry woodland creatures.

 

[Javarock]

Why Bother?, The Goverments just going to take it to learn it science to mass produce it for the army.

You'll never see that gun again.

 

[BlackIvory]

I would bring cake! honest!

 

[AvsJoe]

I would eat a Klondike Bar. That's how this works, right?

 

[Living Contradiction]

I'd undergo testing so I could bleed gasoline and lease myself to Shell, using the money as a downpayment on the Portal device until I could coax a few hundred thousand folks to do the same.

 

[TheECP]

The portal gun is useless without portal conductive surfaces sadly.

 

[Mr. Ruckus]

I would actually watch an entire season of Jersey Shore for a Portal Gun. Seriously, i would go that low.

 

[C95J]

Horrible, unforgivable things. To small furry woodland creatures.

This post made my night

...but also worries me at the same time...

 

[eggmiester]

the title should have been ' what would you NOT do for a portal gun?'.

 

[Vrach]

Nothing, it can only transport me to places I can see. Walking does that quite well. XD

You can walk to the top of buildings within seconds? You gotta teach me that

 

[Alade]

I would not partake in any sexual activity (masturbation included) for a year, also, I'd have to get very rich afterward to pave the whole planet with portal conductive surfaces.

 

[Ian Caronia]

Well, thanks to the information in Portal 2, my answer is...

Spoiler: spoilers for Portal 2

Nothing, since the gun can only shoot at surfaces covered in moon rock goop, making it useless everywhere outside an experiment chamber. If you gave me a gun that shot moon rock goop AND the portal gun, I'd still say nothing, since Mr. Johnson proved being around concentrated moon rock goop for a long time causes cancer.

...So, yeah, "nothing" is my answer. But what I wouldn't do to have a GLaDOS of my own...
*daydreams of running through a field towards GLaDOS, only to be shot with a rocket*

 

[The Typical American]

I would give THEM a Klondike bar.

Dang, I have been ninja'd. >_<