What would you rather?

[Rocksa]

Alright, because I just don't feel that there are enough silly games on here yet, I'll add another. What Would You Rather, plays rather simply, I'll present two choices, the next person to post picks a choice, and then presents two of their own.

E.G. I'll say something like...For a million dollars would you rather
A. Have to be stung by a wasp, every hour, on the hour, for a year.
Or
B. Have a loved on be stung by a wasp, every hour, on the hour, for a year.

Next person to post would make their choice, personally I'd lean towards A, maybe throw out a little explanation if they feel it necessary, then post their own question and choices. So next post would be...

I choose A., because I'm selfless(?)
Would you rather
A. Eat a jar of mustard.
B. Eat a jar of mayo.

And so on and so forth.


Anywho...


Would you rather
A. Lose all control of your bowels at the sound of others voices
Or
B. Have people lose all control of their bowels at the sound of your voice.

 

[jebussaves88]

B. It's be a real hassle changing trousers all the time, and either way you're a social outcast. Plus, it would make online gaming with a mic a lot easier.

Would you rather:

A. Roll two die. A result of 12 gets your head cut off.
B. Get your hand sliced off.

 

[TheBadass]

A, no doubt. A one in twelve chance is pretty good odds.

Would you rather:

A. Punch some poor, random person in the face.
B. Have every person you see for a day try to punch you in the face.

 

[Lord Krunk]

This is pretty close to the "This or That" game.

B. Because they try, but they fail every time. And I laugh at that.

Would you rather:

A. Be nice to people; or
B. Be the biggest dickhead imaginable?

 

[Iron Mal]

I'd go with A, because that's the kinda guy I am.

Would you rather:
A- be left in a pit full of various kinds of snakes for 24 hours
B- Walk through a long corridoor with scorpions on the ground while blind folded.
C- Be at the mercy of an angry mob for an afternoon (they think you are a child murderer or something like that).

 

[Anarchemitis]

C. I'm way to not charming and fast running for that to go over badly.

Either:
A) Make 12 dozen pies and sell them for a delicously fair price
B) Make 12 dozen pies and give them away
C) Make 144 pies and eat them too, or
D) Make 12 dozen pies and sell them to the rich infront of Grandma Holstein's Malnutioned Homless Shelter

 

[COR 2000]

D. Poor hobos now have Pie.

Would you...

A.)Rob a bank with crappy security but guarded by a Hot Dog Commando,
OR
B.)Rob a run-down store guarded by MacGuyver?

(This is somewhat random)

 

[Teafo]

A, If MacGuyver can make Chuck Norris out of a ball of string, some gum, and a stapler, I don't wanna try to go against him in an entire bank full of stuff

Would you rather:
A) Have music announce your entrance to every room you enter for the rest of your life
OR
B) Have your hair grow like grass that must be mowed by a tiny lawnmower rather than shaved for the rest of your life.

 

[Padawanabee]

A. Assuming you get to choose the song.

Would you rather...
A. Have your emotions broadcasted and shared by other people around you. They feel what you feel.
B. Have your thoughts broadcasted and shared by other people around you. You understand each other's thoughts.

 

[aussiesniper]

EDIT: Beaten to the post!
A. Having music announce me into a room would be much easier than putting a lawnmower to my scalp.

Would you rather:
A) Be forced to do useful, helpful things for your entire life but never be recognised for any of it and live in poverty.
OR
B) Earn a seven figure salary for doing nothing, but never be able to help anyone, regardless of how much they deserve/need it.

 

[M0rp43vs]

A) because That's how I'd like to be

Would you rather beat up a crowd of immobillized
A)4chanians
B)Disney music fans
C)Politicians

 

[Mogif]

B. TO HELL WITH THEM! CLEANSE! CLEANSE!!!!!

What would you rather have
A ) Super Power
B ) Super Money
C ) Super Cheese
D ) Super AIDS

Note : I suggest C the Most. =P

 

[Caliostro]

A) If you have power money's irrelevant. Money's only a method to achieve power.


If you were to kill yourself, would you leave a note?

A) Yes, a very profound note detailing everything going through my head
B) Yes, but just a good bye
C) No

 

[Mogif]

B) Saying Good Bye before you die would be good.

In DnD, which negative buff would you rather have?
A) Poison
B) Sleep
C) Disease
D) Fear

 

[Elusive]

A)

If someone forces you to do one of the following, would you rather:

A) Have sex with a corpse. (fresh, 10 years old, whichever you like)
B) Tell ALL of your deepest darkest secrets and thoughts on live TV (which is watched by everyone in the world)
C) Refuse both and die.

 

[Anarchemitis]

B. My secrets aren't all that dismal.

Would you rather
A. Go fast forwards?
B. Go fast upwards?

 

[Elusive]

A. I'm afraid of heights.

You can save one of the following persons. Would you rather
A. Save the president/king/queen of your own country
B. Save the person you idolise
C. Save an innocent child

 

[COR 2000]

A. So long as they're good.

What would you have as your last meal.

A.) Lobster
B.) Caviar
C.) Shrimp
D.) Mama's Home-Cooking.

 

[tomdavi]

C. Shrimp, cos I love it.

Would you rather:
a. Be immortal but in constant pain
b. Exist in a state of extreme pleasure and euphoria for one week, and then you die or
c. Live a life of dull familiarity and predictability, never knowing any true emotional extremes but otherwise be free to go about your business up to the age of 70-80.

 

[Xhumed]

B I suppose- they're all pretty shit options.


A-would you like to swing on a star, carry moon beams home in a jar, and be better off than you are?
B- or would you rather be a pig?