What Would You Replace Your Hand With?

[pearcinator]

Id say 'Fuck you Dr. Insano!' and go next door to the mechanic.

Give the mechanic my entire life savings and task him to build a robot hand ala Jack West Jr from the Seven Ancient (Deadly in U.S) Wonders novel by Matthew Reilly.

 

[Assassin Xaero]

Spoiler: One of these...

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

A robotic hand that can transform into anything I want.

There are lots of...applications...I can think of for such a device.

 

[Voodoomancer]

A tractor Beam.

I don't need a hand when I have TELEKINESIS!!!

Also with a special USB dock to connect to keyboards so I can play games with it!

Oh, and a portal gun.

And a lightsabre...

And a hookshot!

...actually I'd just ask him to cram everything in the shop into some sort of Uberhand.

 

[Kuilui]

can he make me a metal claw with a gun built inside? It would be cool like the end of the gun would be hideable by one the knuckles, so one of the knuckles would be removable if needed . The trigger could be under a panel in the palm of my hand.

 

[Trivun]

Given that I would love to learn the drums, I'd probably want a bionic arm just like Lynette Guycott. And if you don't know who that is, then I suggest you do some research on an amazingly awesome bit of pop culture .

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

A claw definately. Especially if it can change into other things, like a gun or a blade.

Or I could go for a hook. Just so I can act like a pirate.

 

[SulfuricDonut]

Two more hands.

 

[mythgraven]

X-Buster.


Whiskey Echo!!
Mythgraven

 

[Dango]

Can I by any chance replace it with a cat hand? Cause to me that would just be awesome.

 

[Space Spoons]

I guess one of those big, foam electronic Hulk hands. I'd never get tired of just bopping people from out of nowhere, perhaps accompanied by a garbled, electronic sounding "RRRRR! HULK SMASH!"

 

[AwesomeExpress]

A chainsaw.

Cookie for and easy movie reference .

Dang, I'm glad that at least someone made mention of this, but I thought for sure someone would have quoted you by now! Honestly, it's the first thing I thought of when I saw this thread, and I thought it was an obvious answer! Bruce Campbell would be sad. Hail to the king, baby!

 

['Aredor]

Hookshot.

Come over here, you stupid bag of chips...

My choice as well. I'll get my Scorpion costume. Get over here!!

i wouldn't, its far too useful

Guess someone didn't read the thread description ^^

My girlfriend's vagina

Does your girlfriend know that you would like to maim her, and that her vagina obviously is the only thing you're interested in in her, seeing as your willing to kill her for it? Tell her that, why don't you? Should be fun.

 

[Withall]

I'd go for the same kind of arm like Del Spooner had in I, Robot. Feels like the real deal, but ain't. Plenty enough for me.

 

[Mordwyl]

So the Godhand is out? Damn...

Buccaneer's Crocodile arm automail.

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

Chainsaw.
Army of Darkness FTW

 

[Mr.Mattress]

A penguin. For the lols. Of course, it will eventually become a pain.