What would you say...

[HentMas]

if you woke up next to the person above you?? (check their profile if you want to know somethin about them, great game to know the escapists details!!!)

I would say: "HUH!? WHERE IS EVERYONE?!?" and post after some people have already posted

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

'Oh, dear god, what was I drinking last night?'

[sub]you don't have much on your profile to work with, Pararaptor [/sub]

 

[HentMas]

"WHAAA!?!? damn... i swear i thought you were of age!!, AND A WOMEN!! how did i ended up in the UK!?!?!?!?"

 

[Neonbob]

Oh...oh my...
*checks*
I'm not sticky.
And I don't hurt.
*huge sigh of relief*
...well, I guess I should get rid of the body.
*grabs hammer*

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

"Oh damn, did I really just travel cross continent? OH SHIZA YOUR A DUDE! WTF!!!!!"

 

[ElephantGuts]

Dude, get the fuck out of my bed. Why aren't you wearing any pants? Oh God no...

 

[CosmicCommander]

"Well hello there, did you enjoy philosophical lecture on sacrifice last night? And on how it's definition is incorrect?" I take a deep sigh, and suddenly remember, the events of last night. "Oh Yes, And how was the butsex?"

 

[sky14kemea]

why the hell do you keep turning up

im cursed! *runs out the door*

 

[Broady Brio]

Oh hello stranger.............So why are you in my bed again? Who are you? Why are you here?
GRRAAHHH!

 

[skintrade]

"no i won't pay for your tuition... one swallow does not make a summer"

 

[CosmicCommander]

"Good morning sir! Why are ou naked, Oh, we had anal sex? Very good, we did use a condom??"

 

[ShotgunShaman]

"Get the hell out of my house before I start shootin'."

 

[Neonbob]

I don't remember putting legos in the bed...HOLYSHIT

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

Wait...How did I end up in the US? And what's that volleyball doing there? And WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? And why do you have a knife?

 

[Murdering Monk]

Wait...who are you? Why are you juggling?! GAH!!

 

[skintrade]

morning...

...no you can't be uncuffed

 

[CosmicCommander]

Morning there!
Phew, my bum hurts...

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

good grief how much jager did i drink, why am i walking like John Wayne, wheres my toy train

 

[Fairee]

Still in the UK? Good.... Not underage? Good..... A guy? Well, I wouldn't mind either way....

Still fully clothed? Damnit....

 

[MasterStratus]

Jenny?
Wait, what the fuck?
Also, how am I in England?
GAAAAAH, MY LIFE MAKES NO SENSE ANYMORE!