What would you write on a Safe Room wall?
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"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. But I'm all out of ass, so I'm gonna the fuck out of this gum!"
Every recommendation fully restores your health.Daystar Clarion said:
Thing is, it's utterly useless because when you need them most, you won't get them, so you always end up getting random health restores when you're already at full or something.
Also:
"Your health is low, do you have any potions, or food?"
"Dear Ellis, if you're alive and reading this, I really enjoyed that little vacation in Guam. Wish we were still there, no zombies, eh? I'll never forget your 'sausage', nor the sour milk, if you know what I mean ;D! Love Keith..."
Yeah, that'll teach that smug ***** to tell crappy stories...
Yeah, that'll teach that smug ***** to tell crappy stories...
one of these four messages 
if one minor singular problem is multiplied by the force of dual incompatibility then the only possible outcome is to replace the variant by more compatible means in which no singular problem exists to multiply the problems of the current situation in the manner of the preceding inconsistency upon the probable conceivable solution. :...)
EUREKA! IVE GOT IT!
some days it doesn't matter what you say or do but what you've said or done that sway other minds in the doing or saying.
If the square root of squirrel equals asparagus to the third power then why is the mashed potato in your hair?
if the logic of an illogical person is the only logical course of action, then it would be illogical to not follow the logic of the illogical.
if one minor singular problem is multiplied by the force of dual incompatibility then the only possible outcome is to replace the variant by more compatible means in which no singular problem exists to multiply the problems of the current situation in the manner of the preceding inconsistency upon the probable conceivable solution. :...)
EUREKA! IVE GOT IT!
some days it doesn't matter what you say or do but what you've said or done that sway other minds in the doing or saying.
If the square root of squirrel equals asparagus to the third power then why is the mashed potato in your hair?
if the logic of an illogical person is the only logical course of action, then it would be illogical to not follow the logic of the illogical.
"This message brought to you by your friendly neighborhood defacer of safe-house walls."
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"Also, zombies"
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"Also, zombies"
"They said that they would save us...but look at what they did...LOOK AT WHAT THEY DIIIIIIIID!"
I'd hold the side of my head against the wall and blast at the adjacent temple with a Big Gun.
Fuck Safe Room messages.
Fuck Safe Room messages.
The end comes. Drums, drums in the deep...They are coming!
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
They're all gone now, everyone I've ever known or loved is dead. Whether it was because of the chaos, Zed, or.....my own hand, they are all gone. I cannot push myself any farther, Im going now.
Good luck
(My body would be found near the safehouse with a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the temple)
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
They're all gone now, everyone I've ever known or loved is dead. Whether it was because of the chaos, Zed, or.....my own hand, they are all gone. I cannot push myself any farther, Im going now.
Good luck
(My body would be found near the safehouse with a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the temple)
"Thank god someone left these markers"
"If the zombies don't kill me, it'll be from porn withdraw"
"Did anyone see those zombies? It's just like in the movies!"
"So I downed a whole bottle of pills...they are not agreeing with me."
"BTW, does anyone actually know how to use a first aid kit...video games never really explained that one"
"Watch out for Creepers!"
"I remember this in L4D...and it was a lot easier...and fun...now I'm tired, hungry, I accidentally shot my friend and he died instead of losing 10hp; and I have to shit but I'm too self conscious to do it in front of the others"
"Zombies are people too"
"If the zombies don't kill me, it'll be from porn withdraw"
"Did anyone see those zombies? It's just like in the movies!"
"So I downed a whole bottle of pills...they are not agreeing with me."
"BTW, does anyone actually know how to use a first aid kit...video games never really explained that one"
"Watch out for Creepers!"
"I remember this in L4D...and it was a lot easier...and fun...now I'm tired, hungry, I accidentally shot my friend and he died instead of losing 10hp; and I have to shit but I'm too self conscious to do it in front of the others"
"Zombies are people too"
You know those pale birds crying in the corner? Do not-I repeat-do NOT touch them. They're probably on the rag or something. ***** scratched me something fierce.
or:
The world ends not with a bang, but with a whimper. OK, a bloodcurdling scream and a lot of moaning, but you get the idea.
or: anything from the profound moments vids.
or:
The world ends not with a bang, but with a whimper. OK, a bloodcurdling scream and a lot of moaning, but you get the idea.
or: anything from the profound moments vids.
Please go ahead and take all of the supplies we left for you. It's not like people actually risked their lives just to increase your chances of survival. And don't worry there definitely won't be any people that will be hanging on by a thread, find a haven but die because there isn't any supplies.
