What would you write on a Safe Room wall?

[ajofflight]

The last thread of this was two years ago, so I think I'm safe... so in that case:
What would you write on the walls in a Left 4 Dead safe room? A message to loved ones? And ego-gratifying achievement? A target destination, or cry for help from other groups? (that is, if there ARE other groups)

Personally, I'd have to write "I'm sick of these M*****-F****** zombies on this M*****-F****** planet!"

How about you?

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favourite safe room on the Citadel.


I never get tired of saying that...

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

"Ran out of toilet paper".
And it would have to be written in brown paint.
Oh, that would be so cruel, yet slightly funny...
Really, I don't have much of an idea of what to write on safe room walls >.>

 

[Alon Shechter]

I consider it a challenge before the whole human race, and I AIN'T GONNA LOSE!

WEEEE ARE THE CHHHAAMPIIIONS , MY FRIEEENDSSSS!!!!

 

[Hiphophippo]

Someone bring the potted meat. Also, Zombies.

 

[YoBadMama]

Draw a troll face and write "Problem humanity?" next to it.

 

[Syntax Error]

"SWF L4 STR " would be funny in a zombie apocalypse.

 

[Grouchy Imp_v1legacy]

"Zombies closing in, but the route north is still clear."

This message would be dependent on the route north not, in fact, being clear.

 

[General BrEeZy]

REMEMBER REACH!!!
xD

 

[Kalado]

Pineapples can cure a zombie bite! Search for them!

 

[Soviet Steve]

I'd note that you never know when your last chance to fuck is.

 

[ajofflight]

'The plants don't work. They're still coming. The plants don't work'

This made me laugh out loud, and wake up everyone in my house. Congratulations!

 

[Shoggoth2588]

I would write something to the tune of...

"Made it here after several days of wading through the undead. Lost a shoe and my watch but I wasn't bitten. I saw my third-grade teacher and plugged that ***** in her face. I don't even care if she was a zombie! Rachel if you're reading this, Max was bitten so I plugged his ass too. I passed by your sister May too but I decided to leave her alone. It was a no-risk pass too considering something took her legs off. It was funny as hell watching her crawl around like that! Though Max always talked about her being on her knees. Listen I'm starting to ramble so if you're reading this I'm going to be up at the Kroger looking for some ice cream or at least a place with electricity. I don't really trust this safe room either, the people are looking at me weird and they don't seem to like it when I cross out their messages and right, 'FIRST!' underneath them. I never did that too much online but it is kinda funny! I should have been a troll when I had the chance. Well anyway, tell Peter I said 'hi' or rather, shot him in that smug face. Don't' even wait for that fucker to get bitten, just take out his brain."

 

[MistaSmegheneghan]

This could've all been avoided if we had some coffee beans, a wrench, and the town's supply of natural yoghurt!

 

[Rensenhito]

"WTS Green Flu Cure, pst with offer."

 

[imnot]

'The plants don't work. They're still coming. The plants don't work'

lol.

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favourite safe room on the Citadel.

lol.

Pineapples can cure a zombie bite! Search for them!

lol.

Anyway.

'Gordon Freeman and about time to!'

 

[MartianWarMachine]

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favourite safe room on the Citadel.


I never get tired of saying that...

Sorry but thread over with this. xD brilliant!

How about "Good news everyone! You just lost the game!" as have all of you who are now reading this in Professor Farnsworths voice.

You are an evil, EVIL Dalek.

OT: Don't Blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead.

Alternatively:

Dear Earth,

If you're reading this, then we'e decided to leave you alone. You look like you've suffered enough, and we wouldn't want to make it any worse.

Sincerely, Mars.

PS: Say hi to H.G. Wells for me!

 

[cube5]

"FIRST LOL" whether i was first to the safe room or not.