what would your last words be before you die?

[0p3rati0n]

FINALLY!!!! EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!

 

[Hutchy_Bear]

FOR THE EMPORER!

or

Jackie again?

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

"Hey, I think I'm going to be alright! I can-"

 

[Thaius]

"HONOR!!!!!!!!"

I've made that reference like three times on this site, and so far no one recognizes it... sad...

It is so vague D: It is so silly. How could anyon..

BLAHDEGAHBLAH! (Please pretend I got the reference so the joke doesn't look stupid ;_

True, if does seem weird, but if you saw the show and the episode, you would know. I guess I just haven't run into any people who love the show as much as I do...

 

[ryderawsome]

bring it on satan

 

[Lamppenkeyboard]

I know what your thinking punk, your thinking Did he just fire six shots, or only five?
Now to tell you the truth I've forgotten myself in all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world ,
I will blow your head clean off. You gotta ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, PUNK!? *click*

 

[Undercover]

Yeah this thread's been done a couple of times before, but its still funny. So of course I have a few:

"Don't worry, I saw this in a cartoon once but I'm pretty sure I can do it"

"Does this look infected?"

"You're on my oxygen tu-"

"I can't remember, did he say this thing was loade-"

"Trust me, this will work"

"What's that smell?"

"Buckle up, I wanna try something"

"Hey, Mike Tyson! YOU'RE A PUS-"

"Don't listen to The Rogue Wolf, that's movie bullshit, you always cut the yellow wi-"

"Naw man, 'Best Before' dates are just a suggestion"

 

[aeros320]

I wouldn't die. I'd use my instant let's-get-all-my-health-back first aid kit of course. You people aren't thinking straight for not using it. You must have at least 53 by the end of your life.

 

[giga524]

im already dead but when i died i said something like this

"i do not fear death"

 

[Angryman101]

FREEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! *gchtt*

 

[Insanum]

"I can't help but wonder...... will there be...... cake?"

You sir, With that quote, have made my day. "My fucking turkey is dry!"

OT: "That right there? That was fucked up."

 

[Fingolfin High-King of the Noldor]

"If you strike me down now I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."

 

[Mistermixmaster]

Yell "I never die!!!" and kill the person nearest to me to gain a Second Wind, then regen my shields and own the area. Wait...

dangit, ninja'd xD

hmmm, depending on how I die, I may say different things... If I'm dying by overcooking a grenade and taking someone with me I'd probably shout "My roflcopter goes liek SOI SOI SO"*grenade explodes*

If I'd die by gunshot wound: "Bullets! My only weakness! How... did you... know... urgh.."

 

[elitemonkeh]

"It would appear the joke is on you! Little did you know I secretly swapped all the bullets in your revolver with blanks!"

"The canary? I left him at the entrance, why?"

You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off...

Eddie Izzard!

 

[herio]

i hate you all

 

[LeonLethality]

"this thread has... been done before..."

but seriously I would only do this is my first words were "quote" then my dying words would be "end quote"

 

[llewgriff]

I hid the gold near the....

 

[Glover09]

"Well this sucks."

"OI, Get the hell away from my food!"*urk*

"Don't worry, I know what I'm doing."

"Wait, Diesel and Ammonium Nitrate? DON'T LIGHT TH..."*explosion*

"Yahtzee!"

"ZZZZZZZZZ"

 

[benbenthegamerman]

"HONOR!!!!!!!!"

I've made that reference like three times on this site, and so far no one recognizes it... sad...

Braveheart? or is that FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOM!!!!? for me it would be either:

"Rosebud."

"I'm gonna miss you butch."

"HEY BOYS!!! REMEMBER ME???" (when that guy kills himself in independance day)

"The cake... isnt... a lie..."

"Ok, try and get this footage of me doing that jump from the matrix."

 

[Ilovechocolatemilk]

72 virgins, here I come!