what would your last words be before you die?
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" No regret... No hope... No Reason..." followed by the naming of all swears that I know, and have made up.
"it's time for me to change my plane of existence, see you all on the other side, untill then, adieu."
"Go get me a soda!" and if I'm not dead yet by the time he/she get's back I'll smack it from his/her hands.
Or if I die a grumpy old man whose children never really lived up to my expectations then "You were the accident of a broken condom!"
Rednecks famous last words: "Hold my beer I wanna try something" or "Hey ya'll lookit this s***!"
"Omg... it's... IT'S... Chuck Norris!? CHUCK NORRIS!!!! WEWT!!!!"
"Wait a minute, if I'm holding this grenade, and I already pulled the pin, then what did I throw... ahh cr-" *BOOM*
"RAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRrawr, rawr.. rawr....rawr..............erh..."
"Just. One. More. Slice. Of....PIE!"
*ontop of empire state building* "If an ant can survive then so can I! Ant powers activate! ... Activate! ... hmmmm.. AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *continuous screaming* aahh oh forget it" *splat!*
Or if I die a grumpy old man whose children never really lived up to my expectations then "You were the accident of a broken condom!"
Rednecks famous last words: "Hold my beer I wanna try something" or "Hey ya'll lookit this s***!"
"Omg... it's... IT'S... Chuck Norris!? CHUCK NORRIS!!!! WEWT!!!!"
"Wait a minute, if I'm holding this grenade, and I already pulled the pin, then what did I throw... ahh cr-" *BOOM*
"RAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRrawr, rawr.. rawr....rawr..............erh..."
"Just. One. More. Slice. Of....PIE!"
*ontop of empire state building* "If an ant can survive then so can I! Ant powers activate! ... Activate! ... hmmmm.. AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *continuous screaming* aahh oh forget it" *splat!*
*pretends to be dead for a few secs*
You know what
*jumps up from death bed*
Screw this death. I'm going to go make my own death. With blackjack. And hookers. In fact forget the death! Oh wait, 'dies'
or
Yes. Yes you do look fat in those pants.
You know what
*jumps up from death bed*
Screw this death. I'm going to go make my own death. With blackjack. And hookers. In fact forget the death! Oh wait, 'dies'
or
Yes. Yes you do look fat in those pants.
my favourite of the ones i've readSexual Harassment Panda said:
very cleverIf I was sacrificing myself for someone: "Live a worthwhile life. It's up to you what worthwhile means. Just don't waste it."
"Do you think this is off?"
"Hey watch this"
"Don't worry, he can't shoot for shit"
"D'you reckon I could fit my head in that?"
"Hey watch this"
"Don't worry, he can't shoot for shit"
"D'you reckon I could fit my head in that?"