what would your last words be before you die?

[shadow741]

"HEIL HITLER!!!!"

 

[twcblaze]

"where'd I leave my phone? jussec guys, I'll be right back."

 

[cherrygurl5-animefan]

something like to get my revenge on never haveing ans avitar on this (when i barly started)
"god pleas when i get up there erase all memories of the escapist profile" or something for anime! "And they still wont bring back L" lol you see this is why you shouldent let girls post things.
or "I hope they have those cornchips in heaven" who said you were going to heaven!

 

[r0qu3]

"Dude whats this big button for---"


yeah i'm a lucky person...

 

[cherrygurl5-animefan]

"Go get me a soda!" and if I'm not dead yet by the time he/she get's back I'll smack it from his/her hands.

Or if I die a grumpy old man whose children never really lived up to my expectations then "You were the accident of a broken condom!"

Rednecks famous last words: "Hold my beer I wanna try something" or "Hey ya'll lookit this s***!"

"Omg... it's... IT'S... Chuck Norris!? CHUCK NORRIS!!!! WEWT!!!!"

"Wait a minute, if I'm holding this grenade, and I already pulled the pin, then what did I throw... ahh cr-" *BOOM*

"RAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRrawr, rawr.. rawr....rawr..............erh..."

"Just. One. More. Slice. Of....PIE!"

*ontop of empire state building* "If an ant can survive then so can I! Ant powers activate! ... Activate! ... hmmmm.. AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *continuous screaming* aahh oh forget it" *splat!*

good one bro!

 

[AddytheGreat]

"I told you I was Ill...."

 

[Simmo8591]

Never compromise, not even in the face of Armageddon. That's always been the difference between you and me...

 

[Xanadeas]

"Finally, I can rest. I am free."

 

[ottenni]

"That was the worst party I've ever been to, there was no shrimp!"

 

[wilted_orchid]

"I told you I was Ill...."

No, because no matter how hard you try you are not Spike Milligan. My condolences.

OP, "Bugger me," or something to that effect.

 

[Sick boy]

"The chocolate I've been hiding from you for years in under the.......... "

 

[Unca Bob]

Mortally wounded with one of my enemies standing over me,
Him/Her: I'll see you in hell.
Me: That's right. You will.
Bleeds out with an insane grin of malice and a quiet giggle.

 

[Glass_House]

"Don't worry. Chuck Norris will never let me die heh heh heh, right Chuck?.... CHUCK!?

"It's alright I still have 3 lives left"

"Don't... feed.... the trolls...."

 

[jigs160]

hey guys i found the meaning of life hnnnnnngggggggggggggghhhhhhhh...
EDIT: 2nd: I REGRET NOTHING!

 

[conmag9]

"That has to be the second brightest light at the end of a tunnel I've ever seen..."

 

[Kris015]

"There is something i want you to know, i.."

 

[Kris015]

hey guys i found the meaning of life hnnnnnngggggggggggggghhhhhhhh...

Everyone knows it's 42 prrrf..

 

[metalcore42]

"LAAAAAG!!!"
or
"The way to solve all evil is-"

 

[Urgh76]

"the antidote.... is.... isss.............." *die*

OR

" YOU MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

reference gets a cookie

 

[turbosloth]

before i die it would be: "My only regret is not killing all of you... and your families"

and on my tombstone i want written:

Died how he lived.

Fat.