what would your last words be before you die?

Hellenion

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Kris015 said:
jigs160 said:
hey guys i found the meaning of life hnnnnnngggggggggggggghhhhhhhh...
Everyone knows it's 42 prrrf..
(No, that's the Answer to the Question of Life, the Universe and Everything. Common mistake though.)
 

Davey Woo

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Gotta go with Russel Howard's idea (comedian if you don't know)

"I was... Mr Blobby..."
 

hippykiller

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Spacedrodent said:
hippykiller said:
Spacedrodent said:
Either "'Tis but a scratch! " or "I am invincible!"
and i rebuttal i shall say "You Lunitc, your bloody Arms Off!"
And my rebuttal will be "No, it isn't! "
after which i shall give the signal for patsy to start banging two coconuts (which we just happened to find in Mercia somewhere) together and we shall ride away victoriously.
 

Kahvimies

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Knowing myself, it would probably be something like "pfft, what's the worst that can happen?"
 

T-Bone24

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"Wanna see a magic trick?"

"If I don't make it... tell my wife... hello"

"If you spare me, I shall grant you three wis- HURK"
 

whatdoyouthink

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Callisto49

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"A true man never dies, even when he's killed."
"Who the hell do you think I am!?"

and my tombstone will read:

"I was what I am not."

Hooray for references! :p