what would your last words be before you die?

[TheEvilCheese]

Just to mess with people's heads "Hitler Was Right"

 

[The_Shinigamer]

Don't take me to a black doctor.

(No racism intended. Just name the reference)

 

[dfcrackhead]

"Who the fuck farted!?"

this.

Or maybe I'd pull my son in close and say "Your mom has stonking great tits"

 

[Thegoodfriar]

"AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"

I plan to die in a skydiving accident while on fire.

Edit: If i was to die in any other situation I would pull someone over and say

"Permission to die sir!"

 

[Azraellod]

Just to mess with people's heads "Hitler Was Right"

Spoiler

Anyway, I'd go with maniacal laughter I guess.

Or maybe...

Spoiler: My only regret is not killing all of you

-- Raito

[hr]

After strapping a bomb to myself.

"Goodbye."

-- Leila

 

[Ocelot GT]

there is another.... skywalker

 

[Yumi_and_Erea]

"See you in 5 minutes."

 

[Sanctus Hospes]

At my public execution (hopefully for crimes against humanity) my final words will be:

"Bury me deep."

 

[Jeffronian]

"I TOLD you I could divide by zero!!!"

 

[Benarikun]

If my best friends were there:

"Just to say guys... you all just lost the Game... huerk blergh..."

On a more serious note:

"Time to see if there is an answer to that eternal question."

 

[Biek]

"I don't feel so good."

or (to my children)

"I was...the tickle monster."

 

[Punisher A.J.]

Hey Ya'll watch this...

or

that italian family over there sure is quiet.

 

[DrHatsby]

"What's that smell..?"

Kudos to whoever spots the reference.

 

[wizzerd229]

well, screw y'all.

 

[Deleted]

My million dollars go to -

 

[wizzerd229]

Either "'Tis but a scratch! " or "I am invincible!"

and i rebuttal i shall say "You Lunitc, your bloody Arms Off!"

And my rebuttal will be "No, it isn't! "

after which i shall give the signal for patsy to start banging two coconuts (which we just happened to find in Mercia somewhere) together and we shall ride away victoriously.

...i am awestruck

 

[johnfistyadams]

No, it's not loaded.

 

[ma55ter_fett]

Thank you sir, may I have another?

 

[The_ModeRazor]

Don't worry.
You'll follow me soon enough.

 

[Nemu]

I'd like to think it'd be something poetic and worth remembering, but it'll likely be either a blood-filled gurgle or a string of swears that is best not posted here.