What WOW-based armor do you wear?

[Samus Aaron]

For example, I have a +4 Sunglasses of Awesomeness and a +3 Pants of Decency. What about you? It doesn't even have to be real.

 

[Limzz]

Jockey briefs with +19 awesome ass. And you can bet your sunglasses those are real.

 

[OneOfTheMichael's]

jogging shoes "good for nice jogs in the park" +15 feet comfortableness and speed
kool shades +5 koolness
Sexy shorts +10 sexiness
T-shirt of 'you have no morale' click to ativate effect: everyone in a 15 yrd radius now has aura of negitive morale (-50 morale) 15 second cooldown time.

 

[The Geek Lord]

70's-style red sunglasses of +10 "No really, I don't do drugs!"

I'd post a picture if I was bothered to take one.

 

[Blue Musician]

+2 White dirty Ork Socks
+1 T Shirt
+7 Pants of Working Awesomeness
+20 Shoes of Extreme Working Awesomeness
-1 Cool Hair
-70 for being white in a racist country

Yep, that's about it.

 

[InnerRebellion]

Blue and white shades: plus 10 suavity stat while conversing with other players.
Black fedora: +25 classiness, increases reputation with the Elder race.
Black button up vest: +10 "old school" stat, increases reputation with the Adult race.
Grey skinny jeans: +10 sex appeal, increases flirting ability.
Blue long sleeve wool shirt: +5 comfort, increases flexibility.
Black converses: -5 speed, +10 "popular" stat, increases influence on weak minded players.

Wow I suddenly want to make stats for my entire wardrobe.