A simple man in his apartment, was relaxing watching G4 and drinkin a beer, wearin a wifebeater (mens tank top) and some black jeans. He was finally relaxed, until he heard somthing outside his window...
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A flaming chariot with fifty braying donkeys made out of gold pulled up on 54th and 2nd. It was a cold day and the air was steaming from the chariot and the golden donkeys. A beautiful women, wearing silky green with a white belt, was driving the chariot.
The man looked at the woman, then the beer bottle, then the woman, "What the **** have I been drinking?" he said to himself, and continued to watch.
The man went down closer to investigate. He used his powers to open a portal. He jumped in. Then about 5 seconds later a portal opened behind a tree. The man jumped out. He placed his beer bottle on the ground , and he used his other power to make spike shoot out of his hands, he went up to the woman, with spikes bigger than butcher knives budding out of his skin
"What brings a woman like you here?" he said.
"What brings a woman like you here?" he said.
It was at that moment Thor rent the sky and descended from the firey forge of the heavens to render upon the earth his form. He became as a Carribou with antlers of purest gold and hoofs of polished steel and a big red nose that shone in the dark. And with eyes of almighty lightning, the purest fire, he gazed upon the portal maker. And lo, he was bemused. And lo, in his infinite wisdom he decided that such a man should be rendered a gift. A gift unlike any other, the gift of truth. And he spoke with words that rumbled like the fury of a thousand rainstorms and the purety of countless raindrops, and he said "You who have created the portal have asked a question. Your question shall be answered. In my Wisdom."
"You were drinking tequila. Very cheap tequila actually, and far too much of it. You didn't get to the worm but still man, whoo, you're gonna be slammed in the morning."
And having spoken, Thor returned to the heavens.
"You were drinking tequila. Very cheap tequila actually, and far too much of it. You didn't get to the worm but still man, whoo, you're gonna be slammed in the morning."
And having spoken, Thor returned to the heavens.
The man with the beer bottle stood there... "Jesus thats so true it scares me..." he whimpered. Then he looks around "So uh.... how can I help you people?" he asked.
But unfortunately, a giant frog chose this time to stick its tongue through the mans window, eating all of his toilet paper before spontaneously combusting.
"**** that ***** frog!" the man hollers and drives a spike into the ground. "**** all you guys! I'm going to a bar." The man opens up a portal and then jumps in.
Johnny Johnston pursued him through the newly-opened portal, trying to remind him that he had left his wallet on the sofa. The man thanked him, and Johnny sat in the corner drinking from his cup of Earl Grey tea.