What's on your desk?

[Death on Trapezoids]

a zune
a tissue box
a water bottle
a disk with ported sega genisis and SNES games on it wrapped in paper
2 baseball caps
the book summerland
a miniature pallet of paper (for notes)
assorted pens and pencils
a GBA (without batteries)
safety glasses
Powerbait trout bait
a windup joybuzzer
tacks
my cellphone box
a whoopee cushion
a rusting railway spike
part of my Bill (from L4D, pre-death) costume (beret, fake cigrette and fake beard)
one of the mirrors off my barely functioning moped
a kaliedoscope (oops)
a flashlight
a small glass music box with a cardinal on it
my camera
a pepsi
a chunk of coral
a 3D cube puzzle involving a steel ball and a maze
a ruler
several lighters
aaaaaaaaand that's about it

Edit: and the DVDs for the matrix, the matrix reloaded, and matrix revolutions

 

[Arenari]

A bunch of crap that I'm not using right now. Why do you ask?

 

[Yureina]

Games, some water bottles, a jar full of pens/pencils, a stapler, a peincil sharpenet, a dispenser filled with paper clips, a few dictionaries and maps, a box of tissue, a letter opener, a post-it-note dispenser, a ruler, a can of air, and a smiley face figure.

It's not very cluttered though.

 

[Xojins]

Way too much random shit.

 

[Superior Mind]

Computer stuff, (Monitor, keyboard, mouse, drawing tabled, headset, speakers.)
My water bottle
Five empty drinks containers that I should probably chuck out
A couple of "Salient" magazines
A letter with my latest payslip in it
John Grishams's 'The Chamber"
Michael Ian Black's "My Custom Van"
"xkcd" book
Andy McNab's "Spoken from the Front"
A lamp
A clock radio
A little sculpture wire guitarist
Sellotape
Two pens
Pad of paper
Camera
Two folders
Little dish of random things, coins, guitar picks, spare batteries, a marble for some reason
Tube of Biltong
Two desk files with bits of paper in 'em

 

[Shoggoth2588]

-Laptop
-Zune
-empty Jones soda bottle [green apple]
-speaker [in the shape of a mini-amp]
-dragon [I think it's an ash trey]
-Plastic Cup featuring the name of my high school and a restaurant which is now gone. It has inside several pens, pencils, sharpies and a, USB cable
-bottlecaps [multiple]
-USB/wall-plug charger
-cover to Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
-receipts
-Joker watch
-gamestop bag
-magazine inserts
-my keys
-eraser
-mechanical pencil
-finger armor [2 pieces]
-Jones carbonated mints
-TV remote
-PSP charger cable
-sketches of random original characters
-Game Informer #205 & 202
-mouse (computer)
-PS3 controller
-rubber band
-Dragon bookmark
-USB-car charger
-pencil lead
-bank statement
-spare change

there is also a shelf with more stuff on it.

 

[Spaghetti]

Umm, We're going to be here till judgment day if I describe everything, so here's some highlights:

-Laptop
-Printer
-Numerous Books, both Fiction and Non-Fiction
-A Notebook
-A folder with work
-Numerous bits of work
-Numerous DVD's
-A bottle of multi-vitamins
-A Battery Charger
-2 mugs, one filled with pens, the other spare change
-A Zero Punctuation Imp
-A Model Cannon
-Wallet
-Sunglasses
-Dust
-Bottle of Vinnegar
-Jar of Branston Pickle
-Hockey Puck signed by Flyers Goalie Brian Boucher
-Sun-Screen
-Febreeze

...and finally, a Box of Jaffa Cakes.

 

[Snarky Username]

Well, I generally it myself go on the weekend, so it's a bit messy.

-A Wii
-A 360
-Xbox Headphones
-various pencils
-game disc collection
-various tv and game remotes
-empty pack of Stride Mystery Flavor Gum (It's totally zebra stripe gum)
-eull pack of Stride Mystery Flavor Gum
-large purple dildo
-Empty bottle of V-Fusion
-TV turned to the History Channel
-8 AA batteries
-A Latin textbook
-Glasses case
-Computer
-Cat
-Peruvian ambassador
-Empty bottle of strawberry yogurt
-IPod touch
-Contacts
-Fork
-Nintendo DS
-Pack of floppy disks (I don't know why I have them either)
-asian hooker
-Wallet
-Various books and papers
-Starry Night mousepad

I think that's about it...

 

[Lambi]

Let's see...

-My laptop
-A computer screen
-Speakers
-A fan
-Some books
-Random pieces of paper
-A keyboard
-A mouse
-My cellphone
-Some sort of cable
-A CD case with a few empty CDs in it
-Headphones
-My PSP
-My remote to my TV
-A piece of cloth meant to clean my glasses
-A pair of fingerless gloves
-One of my PS3 controllers
-The cable to recharge my PS3 controllers

That's about it.

 

[leviathanmisha]

Laptop
Stuff that I dragged from school
Empty Pop Cans and Chip Bags
Books
A pile of notebooks that just fell on me
Pencils
Permanent Marker
My sketchbook
Micron Pen
Stack of PS3 games
Honor Cords
Random Academic Achievements
MP3 player and charger cable
PS3 controller and charger cable

 

[TehCookie]

My mouse and keyboard
A decorative plate
A lamp
Several rabbit fur cats
A lot of CDs
A couple picture frames
Black CDs
My DS games
A digital photoframe
Incense sticks and burner
A jar a peanut butter
My recipe book
My Japanese calligraphy set
My change jar
My tarot cards
My address book
Several cans/cups/bottles
A pack of gum
My USB controller
Candy
Candles
Tape
Jar full of pens and pencils and the occasional spork
Lotion
Half broken gadgets (my old mp3 player. camera)
Nail polish
Flashlight
and lens cleaner and lens cloth

And that's not the temporary things too, all of those stay on my desk.

 

[Plurralbles]

clock, pencils, calendar, nerf ammo magazine, figure of Fry and nibbler figurines(futurama), DnD dice, lamp, yugioh deck, computer, waterbottle, headset, mp3 player, dozens of sticky notes all written on with important information, cigarillos, lighter, knife, and finally, a calculator.


I need to clean off my desk.

 

[Beartrucci]

To my right, the address of a party I should be going to later, the copy of Dune that I finished about 10 minutes ago, my phone, the wireless mouse that has run out of batteries and a mouse pad. To my left, there is my wallet, my USB, my brothers phone because he is in here playing GTA4 online on the PS3 and a TV remote

Good thing I didn't answer this thread earlier when the coffee table I sit at was an utter mess.

EDIT: I closed the laptop lid for a second and saw a can of Kirks Creaming Soda that my brother was drinking. I guess that counts too.

 

[GnomeThief]

-A paint spattered drawing notebook
-A charcoal drawing of a giant fish
-A half finished painting of a dragon skeleton
-Two work packets for history class
-A box of powdered mini donuts
-An empty box of brownies
-The wrapper from a protein bar
-5 paint brushes
-2 sweatbands
-chapstick
-A pencil sharpener
-A set of acrylic paints
-A box with the game manuals for Morrowind and Oblivion
-An old wallet I never use
-A set of pencils
-My digital camera
-scissors
-A graphite and charcoal set
-The three books of The Night Angel Trilogy by Brent Weeks
-A copy of The Prince by Machiavelli
-An old postcard
-Some colored pencils
-Calculator
-Some necklaces
-A lamp
-My cell phone
-Some dyed water suspended in a flask of oil
-Tylenol
-And my ipod charger

My desk is my art workshop/workplace/dinner table/junk carrier

 

[Anthropaphagi]

Well it's not my desk. If I had a desk I could use I wouldn't have to use the Uni library so much, but I won't start an OT rant.

Giant pile of work to go through, the May 2010 British Medical Journal, Pepsi Max, and iPhone (that I didn't steal from anyone, f£ck you very much stupid student)

 

[not_the_dm]

2 model tanks, a model artillary piece. 2 mensa puzzels, 2 texbooks, a vectrex, a pile of vectrex games, my PC, a pile of PC games, 2 scientific calculators, a copy of Terry Brooks's The Gypsy Morph, my passport, about 50 sheets of lined A4, a scanner, 6 pens, 5 pencils, a pencil sharpener, a rubber , a pile of blank CDs and a glass of gin.

 

[Seagoon]

ok... lets see...
- a 360 remote
- GTA 4
- MW2
- remote control car charger
- TV remote
- my dad's blackberry
- ipod charger
- my beloved mouse-mat

thats about it! :3