I wasn't angry with Episode I, just kind of confused and disappointed.
Episode II was a pain to sit through. That film was all kinds of grating.
Episode III...I left the theater laughing my ass off.
Nothing in particular stuck out at me for "why" I disliked them until rewatching them.
The chief problems:
1) Tonal inconsistency (These movies feel like an imitation of Star Wars)
Lucas mistakes "dark" for "dull", "levity" for "whacky" (Jar-Jar et al caricatures), and "action" for "tension".
He obviously sat down and watched the originals over and over again.
There are all sorts of nods to the originals in the cinematography, the editing, the score, even the orchestra stings...but the effort feels fake.
2) Overwhelming amount of superfluous, badly developed elements (characters, set pieces, entire plot lines even) put into the films solely to churn out merchandise. It was eye-opening going to any sort of shopping mall or market the week after Episode II and Episode III happened.
General Grievous and Kashyakk stick out in my mind for Ep III. Both were (just going by the films) a complete waste of time. Grievous doesn't develop as a character beyond a bullseye for the Jedi to hit, and Kashyakk was completely useless to the plot.
The prequels are FULL of shit like this, especially Ep II and III.
And since this is a Star Wars topic...
-Take a shot every time someone recommends Plinkett or RedLetterMedia.
\+Take another if they recommend Plinkett/RLM without providing any argument of their own beyond that.
EDIT: 11 shots so far.
Episode II was a pain to sit through. That film was all kinds of grating.
Episode III...I left the theater laughing my ass off.
Nothing in particular stuck out at me for "why" I disliked them until rewatching them.
The chief problems:
1) Tonal inconsistency (These movies feel like an imitation of Star Wars)
Lucas mistakes "dark" for "dull", "levity" for "whacky" (Jar-Jar et al caricatures), and "action" for "tension".
He obviously sat down and watched the originals over and over again.
There are all sorts of nods to the originals in the cinematography, the editing, the score, even the orchestra stings...but the effort feels fake.
2) Overwhelming amount of superfluous, badly developed elements (characters, set pieces, entire plot lines even) put into the films solely to churn out merchandise. It was eye-opening going to any sort of shopping mall or market the week after Episode II and Episode III happened.
General Grievous and Kashyakk stick out in my mind for Ep III. Both were (just going by the films) a complete waste of time. Grievous doesn't develop as a character beyond a bullseye for the Jedi to hit, and Kashyakk was completely useless to the plot.
The prequels are FULL of shit like this, especially Ep II and III.
And since this is a Star Wars topic...
-Take a shot every time someone recommends Plinkett or RedLetterMedia.
\+Take another if they recommend Plinkett/RLM without providing any argument of their own beyond that.
EDIT: 11 shots so far.