I'm going to mention something that hasn't been brought up yet, entirely because it hasn't. It goes by many names: Popeyes, egg-in-a-basket, toad in the hole, eggs-in-toast. What you do is, you make toast and cut a glory hole in it, but instead of your genitals, you shove an egg in there and fry it. Truly a masterful breakfast choice for the discerning man-on-the-go.