What's the first thingyou're doing on the post-apocalypse?

[Ranorak]

Well, my underground colony's water filter is on the fritz...I might have to go top-side and get a new water chip...I hear there's a nearby town that might have some information on where I can get one.

I was going to make a bottle-cap joke, but, honestly, this is way better.

 

[Doclector]

I will venture out into the wasteland on an epic quest. I will fight through hordes of shuffling monsters. I will brave the bitter cold and wind. I will scavenge through the remains of civilisation, in order to buy my mother a westlife DVD!

And possibly a bag of maltesers. I got a crazy craving for maltesers.

 

[mysecondlife]

Rock like never before >

 

[his1nightmare]

I will just lean back and wait for the next news to air on TV that will blaspheme about some stupid shit people did because the world didn't end as intended.

 

[DeltaEdge]

I will probably sleep in because it is nearly Christmas, and I wish to receive my new pen tablet as soon as possible seeing as the one I currently use is no longer properly functional.

 

[kommando367]

Test my modded arrows, check on my newest thread, work out, and fill out my college application.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

I had to work today. So I was working.

 

[Nathan Crumpler]

Destroy the earth.

 

[Twilight_guy]

I went shopping with my mother and got my haircut. This is the most boring end of the world since the last end of the world.

 

[Sandjube]

Rebuild my house, clean the corpses off my street, go and get some sushi.

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

I will be getting coffee from my local coffee shop, grabbing some lunch, and going straight to work.

Not the most exciting thing ever, but most obligations aren't. :/

 

[thesilentman]

I'd set camel spiders on the zealots in my school who really believed the world was going to end. Why yes; I go to high school where 95% of the people there are fucking morons.

Kidding, kidding[footnote]If you browse the Escapist, are a teenager in high school and live in Australia (as a bonus), you are now free to send camel spiders to me in the mail.[/footnote]. I'm not that cruel. I'd rather try to beat Sif now that I know the world didn't end.

(God. DAMMIT. Died again.)

 

[D-Class 198482]

spit water at everyone and scream its a flood and the mayans were right

 

[triggrhappy94]

I had to work. Can't wait 'til the post-apocalypse of my seasonal-employment.

 

[DarklordKyo]

I decided to spite the whole "Ceasefire Friday" thing that was running cocurrently by playing some Oddworld: Stranger's Wrath HD.

 

[Gormech]

Well, currently I'm looking for some video footage of the faces of all those crazy people flocking to the town out in the middle of nowhere thinking that was the 'safe spot'. Any help?

 

[ShinyCharizard]

Gonna have me a damn good breakfast. I'm thinking Scrambled eggs and a banana smoothie.