What's the funniest question you've seen on a test?

[old account]

Which of these are a true statement? (Pick only one)

A. Coffee with cream, sugar
B. Coffee with cream, no sugar
C. Coffee with no cream, sugar
D. Coffee with no cream, no sugar

I kid you not, this was on my SAT tests in the math section. I still have no idea if I picked the correct answer.
Can anyone help me?

 

[OrionKurnous]

This was a psedu-serious question in my composition class: In the crayola box of life, which crayon are you and why?

I said Jade Forest...I'm not sure if it is a real crayola color, but it sounded pretty awesome to me.

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

It's a tie between "Do you think your teacher is cute? Y/N" and "If so, are you likely to file charges of statutory rape against your teacher? Y/N/Other".

 

[Bob Saget]

Okay, my Sociology teacher recently gave us a test. The Chitlin Test, if you've ever heard of it. Anyway, this one question really struck me as humorous:

"If a pimp is uptight with a woman who is on the dole, what does it mean when he talks about Mother's Day?"

 

[Irridium]

A question on my Biology final:

"Which of these has DNA?"
A: The Eiffel Tower
B: A cloud
C: A dog
D: A soda can

I got geometry questions that said "find X." I circled the X on the problems, and got 100%.

I did that, only it wasn't on a test, the teacher called me up to the board and asked me to find X.

I pointed to it, then he facepalmed and laughed, along with the whole class.

Now he says solve for X.

 

[Primee133]

What length of college term are you looking for? (Drop list: Fulltime, Part time, Sandwich) Can someone tell me how long a sandwich is?

About a foot. 5$.

 

[Generator]

"Are you a boy or a girl?"

Yes/No

Well, I guess you'd have no choice to put 'Yes', right?

Edit: Upon looking at your avatar, I have decided that there are a few people (like Tim Curry) who would be able to put 'no'.

 

[Ninja Tank]

What weapon did Beowulf use in combat against Grendel?
A)his bear hands
B)his bare hands
C)a light saber -=)
D)his you know what
E)a sword

What is your teacher's full name?
A)Ms.ME
B)Ms.Dr.Morse Ellington.phd
C)that *****
D)Who cares
these where on one test i got a perfect
B and B are the correct answers

 

[Nannernade]

Ha ha, "That *****"

 

[ClaptonKnophlerHendrix]

I forget the exact wording but it was something like " A magician has his hat with him. In that hat are X number of rabbits. The magician has six houses at which he must drop off the same amount of rabbits ( Y ). To reach each house he must cross a magic river. Each time he crosses the magic river the number of rabbits he has in his hat doubles. What is the smallest number that X could be equal to?"
My answer:
"The magician was an insane madman who thought he had magic powers and while trying to cross said magic river he drowned in the toilet which in his heroin fuelled delusion he thought was a magic river. So the moral of the story is never trust a man with a hat "

I am dead serious about this by the way the test was my NAPLAN which I sat just a month or two ago.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A question on my Biology final:

"Which of these has DNA?"
A: The Eiffel Tower
B: A cloud
C: A dog
D: A soda can

I got geometry questions that said "find X." I circled the X on the problems, and got 100%.

I did that, only it wasn't on a test, the teacher called me up to the board and asked me to find X.

I pointed to it, then he facepalmed and laughed, along with the whole class.

Now he says solve for X.

Ditto.

 

[Pseudonym2]

My brother had to take a test of drug abuse at his new college.

If a man and a women of equal size drink the same amount of alcohol, who has the highest blood alcohol rating?

a the man
b the women
c equal
d none of the above.

Wouldn't d violate the past several thousand years of mathematical thinking?

 

[Mcupobob]

on my cashee there were questioner questions.
One was do you take drugs?
yes
no
Seconed one was
How often do you take drugs?
A.all the time
b.freqntliy
c.ocansional
Have you ever tried LSD or Sugar
A.yes
b.NO

 

[Roscoe_A]

After watching the Wolverine episode of unskippable I went into my college philosophy course and asked the question about wolverine being able to contract diseases from his claws. After a THREE DAY discussion we came to the conclusion on he couldn't contract any disease from his claws.

Two weeks later on our midterm was this question:

If you were to have a life threatening disease with no cure, and wolverine stabbed you and retracted his blades, would he contract that disease?

A. Yes
B. No
C. Three days of class spent on this was well worth your college dollars.

I answered C and got it right...there is something wrong with that...

 

[SarBni]

A question on my basic chemistry lab safety test:

You spill a bit of chemical on your hands, quickly rinse your hands off with:
A. Gatorade
B. Water
C. Hydrochloric Acid

 

[Klepa]

The weirdest test I ever took was the army psyche test. It had 250 questions. I had absolutely fuck all interest in staying in the army for any longer than necessary, so I filled it in as if I was a cliche ridden fan fiction character from a medieval high fantasy world.

"Describe your relationship to your grandparents" My aunt raised me as her own.
"How do you feel about your mother?" She was murdered when I was young, I didn't know him.
"Describe your relationship to your siblings" My elder brother betrayed my family, and murdered my parents, leaving me alive to one day avenge him.
"Do you believe priests have healing powers?" duh.

I served for nine months

 

[Mcupobob]

My 10 grade english teacher put at the end of his test
Who is the coolest teacher in the school?
A.Mr.Vaughn
B.Mr.Vaughn
C.thats what she said
D.Mr.Vaughn

 

[Denarius]

Law class

What is the special property of water we have recently learned:

a) It defies gravity

b) It is wet

c) You can light it on fire

d) It is a lie

 

[matsugawa]

A sort of competency exam and questionnaire at a retailer I used to work at had this as a question:

"(T/F) I cannot count higher than 50."

It was the 51st question on the test.

 

[aresrin]

Geography test "What separates Turkey from Greece? I wanted to answer "stuffing"