What's the latest manly stuff you've been up to.

[Silvianoshei]

I have a penis. I don't need anyone else to tell me what it means to be a man.

/thread.

 

[joshthor]

ive been lifting weights 5 days a week. i also have a massive bloodblister on my big toe (the blister is bigger than my big toe) and it hurts to walk. but im like f$#% it. and walk anyway.

 

[Vekrote]

Was driving to school when someone clipped my rear bumper, sending me hurtling into oncoming traffic. I totalled 3 cars and sent 2 people to the hospital (they are fine don't worry) but i managed to get out and walk away without a single scratch on me. Also: farted very loudly at a fancy restaurant just to see what would happen. (everyone got quiet, except for my brother who was in tears he was laughing so hard)

Manly enough for ya'? Time for my nightly 4 mile jog.

 

[Kenko]

Does paintball count as manly? Anyone?

 

[Alar]

Rocking out my epic forging powers in Terraria to prepare engaging in battle with the Eye of Cthulhu!

 

[Newfie]

Friday I put 10 dozen beer on a trolly and put it into the back of a SUV. Then I put 3 30-Liter kegs into that SUV. Working at a brewery, so manly it will grow an entire forest on your chest.

 

[Slayer_2]

Maxing out my car at 210KMPH...

 

[6_Qubed]

Delivered pizzas at unsafe speeds in a metropolitan area while listening to "Always" by Erasure.

In seriousness, I recently bought the complete works of H.P. Lovecraft in a hardback book which, in addition to having gilt pages and one of those built-in ribbon bookmarks, is big and heavy enough to beat someone to death with.

 

[Chris646]

I don't DO many manly things, but I have thought about murdering a grizzly bear with my bare hands by smashing its brain through its eyes while it is eating me, does that count?

 

[Costia]

shaved my beard

 

[poppabaggins]

Went to the gym and lifted heavy things while making manly grunts. After that I went food shopping and bought an 8lb pork shoulder, 3lbs of bacon, and a 6-pack of some local beer. MAN!

 

[MenthoL809]

Swigging Cobra extra smooth while enjoying South Park.

I am not sure if that's manly... but it is damned fun.

 

[Iklwa]

Going to the gym.

No, that may not sound manly in and of itself. However, there is a catch: I am in the army, and am training to go to RRRRANGER SCHOOL! 60 days of running, shooting, killing, galore!

 

[fragmaster09]

While weight-lifting, I tore open my pants (along the thigh) when I flexed. Unfortunately they were good pants.

my friend did that during a science lesson earlier this week... by sitting down...

but i suppose it was sitting in English class explaining to the young woman next to me and her friend the thickness of the average *NO FRAGMASTER! NO JOKES LIKE THAT*... okay, after that, ahm... defining '69', among others...

does that class as manly?

 

[fragmaster09]

And I'm not talking saving princesses kind of stuff, I'm talking wrestling grizzly bears kind of stuff.

What about wrestled a princess?


Carved my name in a chunk of granit with a nail and a hammer to see how hard it was. Twas hard.

errr... i decided to smash a few spare bricks once... 'twas easy with t' chisel 'n hammer

 

[Keepeas]

Wat[c]hing MLP:FIM for the 5th time.

Did it seriously take 33 posts and 69 minutes to mention ponies...on the MANLY thread?!
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this is not good enough...I am disappointed...were you too busy watching MLP to post!? huh?
lol, I kid.
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I would have to say I was doing the same, watching more ponies that is.
Manliest show ever!

If some of you none pony people want a "real" answer, my day in reverse chronological order:
choose the 1st manly thing that appears.
(00.misspelled things in a post...and then corrected it!)
(0.Ponies)(But you didn't like that choice...)
1.got on escapist
2.checked e-mail
3.Played Tales of Symphonia
4.ate a turkey salami and swiss cheese sandwich...TOASTED
5.Went with family to watch Harry Potter: Deathly Hallows Part2
6.Ate a Breakfast Burger
7.Brushed teeth
8.Woke up..LATE
First thing that pops up manly?...you choose

I go with all of them....(Ordered Manley to least manly: (0, 7, 00, 6, 8, 4, 3, 1, 5, 2, 7,) ...yes 7 is in there twice...deal with it.

 

[dillinger88]

Haha, I would have loved too. However each of them were twice my size and there were at least twice as many as them as there were us.

I just keep to my self secure in the knowledge that I'm vastly more intelligent than them. XD

 

[Mauro Carrizales]

Get up
Make Bacon
Eat Bacon
Go range shooting
Clean rifle
Play TF2
Make BLT
Eat BLT
Watch violent movie. (tonight's was Rambo 4! ) Take shower
Watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

 

[Blow_Pop]

Umm... I just eat Bacon, that's apparently manly for a Feamle, right?

Also, it was good.

Damn you, now I'm hungry. >_>

OT; Uhh...nothing?

Seriously, I am one of the most unmanly people ever. I'm not feminine, but I'm not overtly MEN DON'T CRY MEN BEND STEEL either.

you're more feminine than me luv.....


drinking whiskey out of the bottle? working on a car? eating bacon? learning to swordfight? pick one they're all applicable

 

[Hagi]

And I'm not talking saving princesses kind of stuff, I'm talking wrestling grizzly bears kind of stuff.

What about wrestled a princess?

That depends entirely on who won and how much body hair she has.

Winning is always the manly thing to do. Don't listen to any of those wimps saying participation is the important thing. There's lots of manly stuff out there that needs doing, if you're going to take a break from that the only reason to do so is to show others your manliness. The only exception is bears. You're allowed to lose against bears. Bears have at least man times your body hair (and yes, man is a number. It's the fraction gained from dividing the amount of body hair the manliest bear has by the amount of body hair the manliest man has. We just don't know what it is, anyone that manly would never allow for a counting of body hair) and as such you're allowed to loose to bears or anything else that has man times your body hair (including princesses with sufficient body hair).