What's the most evil fruit or vegitable

[zombiejoe]

The Onion. It is so evil it is not even a fruit or vegitable, it is a rute.
EVIL

So what is the most evil?

DON'T REAPORT ME

 

[Radeonx]

Avocados. I was forced to eat them raw in a day care center when I was young.
Easily one of the more traumatizing points of my life.

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

I will not "reaport" you, because it isn't an action yet defined in the English dictionary.

Everyone knows it is the carrot, for being so damn untasty and the spawn of lies.

 

[Iron Mal]

Sorry but I've got to report anyway man (it's out of my hands I'm afraid).

On topic, if an onion is not really a fruit or vegetable then technically it is exempt from being an evil fruit or vegetable.

Also, cuecumbers, the sheer evil that can be done with them...

 

[Sneaky-Pie]

Pineapple. Bite into one of those.

 

[DannyBoy451]

Mexican Rape-Mellon

Seriously though, I hate cabbage.

 

[Chester41585]

The humble asparagus. Sure, it tastes good, but the things it does to your body...

 

[happysock]

The tomato of corse

 

[Vondrakenhof]

I'd agree with the OP. But then I'm allergic so I'm biased. Otherwise it'd be asparagus. It tastes of earwax for crying out loud!

 

[j0z]

It is Celery, because it has passed off for so long as a "healthy food" (which of course, is BS, there is no such thing!), and i currently plotting to activate the nerutoxin that has been slowly builing up in our brains and then it will turn as all into slobbering Celery-zombies!

 

[3rd rung]

Attack of the killer tomatoes, anyone remember that little jem

 

[Jumping_Over_Fences]

Beets!!!

The only thing in this world that I truly hate.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Really? I have to be the one to say it? Ok, then.

Brussel sprouts.

Dear lord, I wouldn't even subject my worst enemies to those. Like nuggets of pond scum soaked in ass sweat.

 

[Azraellod]

Attack of the killer tomatoes, anyone remember that little gem?

I saw a trailer for it once, and thought it looked glorious, but I have never been able to watch it unfortunately.

The courgette. I think it is truly evil through it's repulsive appearance and taste. Apparently I am the only one in my family who thinks so...

 

[Stoic raptor]

celery. it tastes horrible.

 

[Et3rnalLegend64]

BITTERMELON. I'm not joking. It's seriously called bitter-melon. With a name like that, you know it's gonna be bad...

 

[fudgebo]

The turnip, a great bulbous purple growth, its like some sort of angry infected scrotum.

 

[Deleted]

I was raped by celery, they surrounded me. I couldn't do anything, you lose more calories eating them so I was trapped! AHH MEMORIES!

 

[Anarchy In Detroit]

Avocadoes and cantelopes.

I'd rather taste my own vomit. *edit* Taste my own vomit licked off of a dirty gas station bathroom floor.