Whats the strangest thing youve done on the toilet?

Distorted Stu

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Now i know some of you will be thinking "wait, what?" by reading the title, but if you think about it, many a thing is possible on that golden bowl. There is proberly someone reading this right now while on the John..

Anyway, the strangest thing ive done is eat a bowl of icecream while playing Warcraft 3. I made myself a huge, lovely bowl of cornish & strawberry and settled down to kick soem butt. It just so happened that at the time i really needed to poop.
 

Lexodus

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Uh... play guitar and learn a song from tabs off the internet? Also, drink. What an odd experience.
 

verindae

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Can't really think of anything weird but I mostly problem solve when I'm on the throne, for some reason taking a dump is like meditation to me lol
 

GLo Jones

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I applied for a job interview once. In fact, I've often spoken on the phone while squeezing on out. :p
 

hyperhammy

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GLo Jones said:
I applied for a job interview once. In fact, I've often spoken on the phone while squeezing on out. :p
I actually did that in the shower once. I wasn't expecting the call and I just stood butt naked in the shower with shampoo in my hair ansering questions about myself.
 

AwesomeFerret

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I once was going to be late for school if I didn't get ready for school, so I brushed my teeth and dried my hair while sitting on the bog. Very strange times.
 

Plauged1

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I did the toilet while on the the toilet. 0_o (Whaaat?)

Ive beat ff tactics while on the john once, but not much else.
 

TheIr0nMike

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For legal reasons, I don't think I can answer that.

But the second weirdest making plans with people to go out (texting).
 

FallenTraveler

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I guess... that would have to be when I played world of warcraft and raided while pooping... had to stay in there an extra half hour cause they just kept pushing...
 

Distorted Stu

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FallenTraveler said:
I guess... that would have to be when I played world of warcraft and raided while pooping... had to stay in there an extra half hour cause they just kept pushing...
What kept pushing?! D:
 

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verindae said:
Can't really think of anything weird but I mostly problem solve when I'm on the throne, for some reason taking a dump is like meditation to me lol
I think it is for most men. If I'm suddenly inspired to look something up I'll do it on my phone whilst I'm taking a crap, just in case I forget by the time I'm out of the bathroom.