What's Your Crazy Idea That Might Work!?

[Smooth Operator]

Well I got some money making bullshit ideas:
- charge 5$ or more for demos depending on how badly people want them
- sell games early on digital distribution and for each week before launch charge people 10$, so let's say you want your game 3 weeks early that will be 30$ extra
- charge CoD map packs 10$ more for each new pack, makes Activision more cash and maybe just maybe some of you monkeys will learn
- sell all multiplayer access as extras 15-20$ call it server tax or some bullshit, people will buy anything

And Activision if you are reading I want my fucking cut when you use this

 

[Booradlee]

Anyone who is handicapped or has a severed limb is to be granted a bionics body parts by the government.

Take a look
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sm2d0w87wQE
We already have the tech for the limbs.
And I have heard that 1 man actually has one.

 

[Booradlee]

Carbon taxes. That's all I can think of right now, and it's the world that thinks they're crazy, not me.

Okay, here's my plan, and it's related to yours.
Right now the engine we use has changed 3 times in the past 100 years. We ought to get a new age engine.

to do this.

Start a Charity for Everybody.
Have everyone who wants to drop the prices of gas in 5-10 years donate money.

Try and get $10 from everyone interested.
Get a name, or screen name from everyone involved.

Advertise competing companies, groups, and solo inventors all working on tech for these new cars.

Every one who donates gets a vote on the final engine.

Give 30% to pay the inventor of the new age engine that won the vote.

Use the remaining 50% to pay for production of Engines, and Cars with them.

use the remaining 20% to pay for expenses, marketing and employees. (This way there is no reliance on any one, or multiple government or OTHER business that try to get involved, or take over.

Reduce the cost of fuel.
Reduce the price of shipping and travel.
Shipping food to hungry countries for cheaper, ending world hunger.
World Hunger ended, World peace around the corner.
World peace saves world.

I get to help save the world, along with everyone else involved, AND I get to make money doing it.
**EDIT** A dream job is doing what you love, and being payed for it. I want a job that saves the world and pays my student loans.

(Still getting started, keep an eye out for the green barrels, I have a full marketing plan already in action)

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

My plan for terraforming Mars:

1. Drill into the moon until it is completely hollow.
2. Fill the moon with water.
3. Put a giant rocket on the side of the moon facing Earth.
4. Activate rocket at the right time, sending the moon crashing into Mars.
5. Colonize New Earth, formally known as "Mars".

You're welcome, Asia. Took care of that whole "overcrowding" thing for ya.

 

[HardkorSB]

Politicians must settle their disputes pro wrestling style.

Taiwan prefers street style.

 

[darthotaku]

I think my plan for world domination could work. but I wont tell you what it is because then somebody would steal it.

 

[Hawk eye1466]

To create a virus program that breaks into everyone in the world's bank account and steals 1 or 2 dollars so I'll become rich! Seriously who notices a dollar missing from their account?

Didn't they do that in Superman 3?

I have no idea honestly if they do I'm gonna be annoyed because I've never even seen superman 3.

 

[Jovip]

Free-Healthcare. That is all.... or is it?

We have that in the UK.

And Canada.

 

[robotam]

My idea is too crazy too write down. All I can say is that each of you need to get two kittens, some tin foil, an elastic band, a roll of edam cheese and meet me atop Big Ben two weeks from now.

 

[Scarim Coral]

How about a footrest that can also function as a treadmill? You palce it in front of your chair and your feet rest on it when you surf the net. When you're in a exercise mode turn the on button the footrest and the treadmill will be activated. Since you are still sitting on your chair your lower legs will be the only things moving (ok in real life this will never work due to possibly giving you the wrong health problems).

 

[The Diabolical Biz]

INFLATABLE PANTS!

What's your idea?

 

[standokan]

Many plans to get Firefly back on, but none of them plausible. :c

Yeah I thought that becoming a millionair may solve the funding but by the time that happens, I don't think the cast will still be complete.

 

[wooty]

Doing something so attrocious and hideous so as to channel all the worlds hate against me, forcing them all to ally with each other and work together in order to kill me and reign in peace and understanding in the world....................that ladies and gentlemen, is the Wooty Requiem

 

[Something Amyss]

Politicians must settle their disputes pro wrestling style.

Taiwan prefers street style.

That's clearly a work. That didn't even look remotely realistic!

(Joke, for the record. I've seen that before....Just connecting the wrestling thing)

 

[Madara XIII]

Post my ideaas

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You know, there is something about your avatar that makes me not wanting to write down my ideas... I can see you on the opposite side of the world (perhaps), stroking your hairless or fuzzy white cat while also twiddling with your long moustache just going, BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh Butter Biscuits! It seems I've been found out.

Time to make my escape to the hilarious theme of Benny Hill