What's your escapist motto?

[deathbydeath]

Infantry win firefights. Tanks win battles. Artillery wins wars.

heres another idea: Infantry wins firefights. Tanks win battles. Artillery wins wars. I win campaigns. (free of charge)

 

[mastermerrick]

"I can't believe I died for this war..."

 

[Grey_Focks]

well, because you can't really go wrong with Full Metal Jacket, mine is "If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is 'poontang'"

 

[Zirat]

Oh well, what the hell

and rather recently I have started using : '... or depending on your view....'

 

[Johanthemonster666]

Unless you have something contructive to say about any given topic, might I suggest you just keep your lonely dillusions to yourself.

P.S- Oh and you're not badass just because you play Halo or any shooter for that matter... especially if you just posted in the Politics and religion section that you're a pacifist.


lol more like advice but whatever/

 

[ddon]

"Laughing numbs the pain. And shows your insanity."

 

[Grayjack]

"Ahhh...I see three sets of boobies...and one...cutting board."

I would say cookie for reference, but people will cheat and use the Internet.

 

[bak00777]

From my favorite High School Teacher "Work smarter, not harder"

 

[The Night Shade]

Mine is:"Never open a bag of chips with a chainsaw"

 

[Energylegzz]

Everybody rize! nothing more then a song title and a lyric.

 

[Glamorgan]

Mine is So, you're saying that you have to put the stripper in AFTER you bake the cake?

 

[kaveradeo]

so yeah. thats it.

 

[Atmos Duality]

"An unread message: What did I do this time?"

I like getting quotes and stuff but I always assume the worst. Force of habit.

You too?

 

[Mr.Mattress]

"Low and Behold; One man cometh with the lords Message. The message, of how to sleep well."

 

[Nukarama]

Check the avatar.

For those who can't see that it's "I WILL STAB YOU WITH BULLETS"

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

"Welcome to the Escapist- don't fuck it up."

I have a similar motto for pretty much everything I like.

 

[Harlemura]

"If it ain't broke, break it, fix it then take the credit".
Used to be my philosophy to make people think I'm a better person than I am, thus making them get me things. I was a nasty little piece of work as a kid.

Gonna go change it now though, I think.
"Ah, crap..." seems to have become somewhat of a catchphrase of mine. I wish I had some type of American accent, it'd sound so much better.
Stupid British accent of mine...
And it was only slightly stolen from Nathan Drake. Very slightly.