What's Your Excuse

[VinnyKings]

Simply write an excuse for the situation that has been posted above you.

Your boss caught you holding a cat and a blender.

 

[Queen Michael]

I saved him from the blender, somebody else had put him there and was about to turn it on.

You're caught reading a manga book in biology class.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

It is The Otaku's Guide To Higher Biology.

You have a gun in hand while standing in a bank.

 

[Queen Michael]

And you just killed a robber with it in a really awesome way.

You say "Fuck you! to your mom.

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

"You know I have random bouts of Tourette's!"

You jumped out of a plane without a parachute.

 

[ravensshade]

i wanted to exit the plane earlier! besides it landed allready!

you jumped into the shark tank at the aquarium

 

[Vrex360]

I happen to like sharks, alright?

You were caught messing up the Halopedia page on the Arbiter by me who is now preparing to cull you with an energy sword.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

My cat (awwwww) Accidentally jumped on the keyboard when I was fixing a spelling mistake.

You just punched a cop in the face.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

He was attacking an old lady! And by attacking an old lady I mean helping her, and by helping her, I mean calling an ambulance.

You shot me in the face!

 

[Vrex360]

You're a HUMAN.... I'm sick of having to explain this to people.

You are accused of being human and existing and existing while being human, a crime punishable by death.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

I am not a Human, I am a Terran. We Terrans have honour, and a great sense of duty towards others.

You were drinking a milkshake in a sterile lab environment.

 

[Kud]

What? Its a very sterile milkshake! Get over it you sissies.

You fell from the sky and landed on someone's car.

 

[S.R.S.]

I'm drunk. You don't have an excuse!

You killed Kenny!

 

[Queen Michael]

He'll come back.

You told everybody in the movie theater howThe Girl with the Dragon Tattoo ends, right before it was going to start!

 

[Vrex360]

Eh, I figured everyone else had already guessed that.

You went to an alien planet with the soul intention to sleep with the native women!!

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

What is wrong with that? Most of the humans who live near me act like animals anyway...

You launched a nuke at [Insert first-world country name here]!

 

[Vrex360]

Damn it, I was aiming at [insert different first world country name here]!!!

You got infected with the Necromorph virus!!!