What's your favorite pick up/put down line?

[Saucycarpdog]

The title says it all.

example:

Pick up- "How was your fall from heaven angel?"

Put down- "I don't know. How was your trip from hell?"

 

[L3m0n_L1m3]

1: "You're like a drug to me."

2: "You mean I'm addicting?"

1: "No, I mean you're ruining my life."

 

[Spectral Dragon]

Funniest might be "Is it just me, or does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Not that I've... Ever used it. Don't look at me like that!

 

[FalloutJack]

Best pick-up line I've ever heard is straight and to the point:


Put downs? Don't have any favorites. I have too many OF them to count.

 

[staika]

Pick up: "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, because it hurt when it happened to me"

put down: "I would but it turns out I have a bad allergy to you so I have to leave before my face falls off"

 

[aba1]

If I'm peanut butter and your jelly... how big's your penis?

 

[Pariah87]

"I wouldn't ride her into battle"

"I wouldn't go there, not even with yours"

Because it's funny to say derogatory things about unnatractive/skanky women.

I...I don't actually know any pick up lines. Explains alot, all about the put downs!

 

[arsenicCatnip]

Put-downs are funnier when they're historical one of my favorites comes from Winston Churchill:

A woman at a dinner party noticed he was sloshed, and commented "Mr. Churchill, you're drunk!" The great man replied, disdainfully, "And you, madam, are ugly. But in the morning I shall be sober."

 

[emeraldrafael]

I'll quote myself here, cause it seems to be a popular line:

So Ig uess the worst one that failed was I referenced P2 Innocent Sin by saying, and i kid you not "you are my Maya Amano, and I'm your Tatsuya Suou, so lets make an Innocent Sin for some External Punishment". Amazingly the girl knew what i was talking about, and giggled before walking away. though I later asked her out like a normal person.

.... I know, its amazing I got rid of my V-Card.

 

[Big Cat]

My best pick up line, "I know most girls don't like mold but im a fungi".

 

[Midnight Crossroads]

"Hi, I'm Irvine, may I buy you a drink?"

Yeah, I'm a real ladykiller, I know. My wit knows no bounds.

 

[Jegsimmons]

Me - Hey baby, what's your sign?
She - Do not enter.
Me - Must be one bumpy road.

 

[TheKruzdawg]

My best pick up line, "I know most girls don't like mold but im a fungi".

I have a shirt with a picture of a smiling mushroom on it that says I'm a fungi. I love it and it saves me the time of having to say it

Probably my favorite pickup line is from Anchorman: "I'm gonna put this out there, and you can send it right back or you can keep it, but... I want to be on you." I love that movie.

And a hilarious put down would be this:

Spoiler: Michael Scott from The Office

 

[Jegsimmons]

ME: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
ME: Explains the hair on your lip.

 

[The Real Sandman]

I was walking to my car in a parking lot one day when some random chick opened her car and nicked the car next to her. The owner of the car, a pretentious looking frat kid, was inside. Anyway, here is what I heard:

Girl - "Oh my God! I'm so sorry!"
Douchey Looking Dude - "Ah that's okay. So what's your name?"

Shit man, I'm thinking, you're laying a base on a random chick whom you just met? Good God you're a douche.

I don't know what was going through my mind at that point. All that I know was that I was annoyed, and at that moment I said possibly the most ballsy pick up line I've ever heard. Quoted from the great Zaphod Beeblebrox [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zaphod_Beeblebrox],

"Hey doll is this guy bothering you? Why don't you talk to me? I'm from outer space!"

She looked at me funny, and then proceeded to giggle. The dude was in a contained shock.

Then I just casually walked off.

 

[PayneTrayne]

My favourite put down line is: Oh man, that's a mighty fine (insert piece of clothing/material object), I used to have one just like it. Then my dad got a job.

 

[X10J]

Pick up: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22b_dnTBhgE

Put down: As if I have never had to use one. <_<

 

[Asuka Soryu]

Pick up: Hmm... well, I can't think of any except the corny ones and I don't like those.

Put Down: I'm not gay, but I'm willing to learn.___The Simpsons

 

[Lilani]

I don't like pick-up lines. They're just...idiotic.

Put down lines? How about "Get lost or you're going to spend all night in the bathroom washing mace out of your eyes."

 

[Drakmeire]

Girl: I love you!
Me: awww. Thanks, I love me too.
I actually did that once... it didn't end well