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Gigaguy64

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esperandote said:
"screw the rules, i have money!"

i read it here actually im not sure where it's from

if life turns its back on you, grab its butt.
YU-GI-OH THE ABRIGED SERIES!!!
naruto ninja spoof comedy show-
Mizuki"did you just summon a bunch of ninjas in one turn?"
Naruto" yea so? "
M"that's agenst the ninja rules isint it?"
N"screw the ninja rules i have lung cancer!!"
later- Iruka" now all we haft to do is return the sacrid ninja scroll and pretend like none of this has ever happened"
N"yea, i kinda used the scroll as a makeshift cigerete"
I" NARUTO, that scroll was a priceless ninja relic!"
N"i know aint i a stinker"
YUGI" WHY IS EVERYONE IN THIS SHOW A $@#$ NINJA!?!?!?"
 

cannot_aim

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Not my favorites but 2 good ones are

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.
-George Bernard

With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.
-Steven Weinberg
 

BarkBark

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"It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong."

"If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him."

-Voltaire
 

la-le-lu-li-lo

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From Shakespeare:
'Few love to hear the sins they love to act.'

'I have lost the immortal part of my soul, and what's left is beastial!'

'Who steals my purse steals trash; 'tis something, nothing;
'Twas mine, 'tis his, and has been slave to thousands;
But he that filches from me my good name
Robs me of that which not enriches him,
And makes me poor indeed.'

'To mourne a mischief that is said and gone is the surest way to bring new mischief on.'

'All the art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on.'
- Henry Ellis.

And the ending passages of The Great Gatsby by Fitzgerald.
 

Emeli

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"If you want to create an apple pie from scratch you must first create the universe." - Carl Sagan.

I like it because you can muse on it for hours on end without coming to any real conclusion.
 

AvsJoe

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G1eet said:
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Ezekiel 25:17!
Does it look like a *****?
W-what?
If I'm correct, that's from Pulp Fiction.

Since we were on that subject, I bent the quote "Does he look like a *****?"
"W-what" was Brett's response.

Jules: Does he look like a *****?
Brett: W-what?
BANG!
Jules: DOES. HE. LOOK. LIKE. A *****?
Brett: Noooooo!
 

G1eet

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AvsJoe said:
G1eet said:
AvsJoe said:
G1eet said:
AvsJoe said:
Ezekiel 25:17!
Does it look like a *****?
W-what?
If I'm correct, that's from Pulp Fiction.

Since we were on that subject, I bent the quote "Does he look like a *****?"
"W-what" was Brett's response.

Jules: Does he look like a *****?
Brett: W-what?
BANG!
Jules: DOES. HE. LOOK. LIKE. A *****?
Brett: Noooooo!
Woops, I guess my memory of that movie isn't what it used to be. I haven't seen it in a while.
 

Berethond

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"In America, there is freedom of choice. But through pressure of conformity, nothing to choose from."

Also, REPEAT THREAD.
 

AvsJoe

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Glefistus said:
AvsJoe said:
Ezekiel 25:17!
""I have examined all the known superstitions of the world and I do not find
in our particular superstition of Christianity one redeeming feature. They
are all alike founded on fables and mythology. Millions of innocent men,
women, and children, since the introduction of Christianity, have been
burnt, tortured, fined, and imprisoned. What has been the effect of this
coercion? To make one half the world fools and the other half hypocrites; to
support roguery and error all over the earth."

-Thomas Jefferson

"The Bible is not my book, and Christianity is not my religion. I could never give assent to the long, complicated statements of Christian dogma."

-Abraham Lincoln

"I would not dare to so dishonor my Creator God by attaching His name to
that book (the Bible)."

-Thomas Paine

My ABSOLUTE favorite, especially for use against fundamentalist Christians who believe the USA is god's country:

"The Government of the United States is not in any sense founded on the
Christian religion."

-John Adams
Having fun? I was quoting Pulp Fiction; my favourite movie and currently 4th best of all time on IMDB.
It sounds like you were bottling that up, though; just waiting for the perfect release. This wasn't it.
 

AvsJoe

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G1eet said:
Woops, I guess my memory of that movie isn't what it used to be. I haven't seen it in a while.
You should go watch it again. It's just an incredible film.
 

ElephantGuts

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Oh, so many good ones to choose from.

Too many, in fact. My brain is breaking trying to think of one to share here. Maybe I'll be able to contribute later.
 

Berethond

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Boy: "Why do you love me?"
Girl: "I don't know. My heart never gave me a choice."
Boy: "Awwwwwwwwww."
Girl: "I wish it had, though."